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Ranes

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When I learned recently that the actress Gwyneth Paltrow had named her new baby daughter 'Apple', I couldn't help thinking that, as a celeb, she should have taken the idea a step further and called her daughter 'iPaltrow', 'PowerPaltrow' or even (and this is my favourite) 'G5'.

I'm sorry; I just had to get that off my chest. That is what this forum is for, isn't it?

"Please keep your voices down. I've just got my baby into sleep mode."

And the cider jokes are only eighteen years away!
 

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...as Bill Cosby's father would say....

"Somebody forgot to put the stem on the apple."
 
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