Learning Bladesong Style from a Sentient Sword....(BLACKSHIRT STAY OUT!)

[Dispater]

Sure ya do. Show's em who's boss. You don't wanna be owned by your sword, man...

... I mean, my waffle maker is smarter than I am, and I cower in fear before it whenever it beeps to tell me when my waffles are done... If I had stood up to it when I first got it, and left my waffles in longer than it was telling me to, I might not be so cowardly today...

U gotta stand up to your waffle makers. Show 'em who's the boss.

 

[Pants]

Whatever you do, don't hit it against a tree. Usually pisses 'em off
*KoDT reference*

 

[Angcuru]

yeah, you never know when a tree will explode suddenly for 20d6 damage.