D&D 5E Let's have some Inn Fun!

[monsterworkbench]

I am adding an Inn generator into the Monsterworkbench.com app.

I am adding in tables, where there will be a description of whats going on. Wanna help? Post some tables Be creative, funny or really anything you want! I will add it with your initials if you like. Keep it short and sweet.

Here is an example.

3 Dwarves are huddled around what appears to be a map. They all have thick clean combed hair, one orange, one black and the other white. There is also a baby fox in the lap of the red haired one. -Initials

Thanks in advance.

 

[BoldItalic]

A King's Messenger is relaxing at a corner table. Being always on the move, he has good knowledge of the roads hereabouts and a seemingly endless fund of anecdotes about the perils of the road. As it happens, he is going the same way as you tomorrow. Anyone travelling with him will be immune to attacks by bandits who very well know that even impeding a King's Messenger, let alone threatening one, is a hanging offence.

 

[MonkeezOnFire]

Off to one side of the inn sits a handsome elf man dressed in a violet robe. On his table sits a glass sphere filled with a swirling mist, a long, scarlet candle, and a sheet of old, discoloured parchment. The man stares at the other patrons with a grin on his face. No one in the inn looks in his direction. - BW

 

[BoldItalic]

Two acolytes are having an intense debate about an abstruse theological proposition and do not welcome being interrupted, except possibly by another cleric. The question is: if a god claps his hands in a forest, do the trees hear him? Endrod argues that if the god wishes to be heard by trees, then the trees must listen. Passim argues that it is impossible to tell whether the trees hear the god or not, because they can't speak to tell us.

 

[BoldItalic]

A party consisting of a wizard in a grey cloak and a pointy hat, a nervous-looking halfling and about a dozen well-armed dwarves are trying unsuccessfully to be inconspicuous. The halfling has something that radiates magic.

 

[iserith]

A group of adventurers sits in the inn wondering when they will ever get to the adventure. The rogue or barbarian proposes robbing and killing the innkeeper out of sheer boredom.

 

[The Old Crow]

The inn is crowded with people wearing black sashes, who are holding a wake for a beloved town leader, telling tales about her life. Every so often one of them will leap to their feet, thrust their drink into the air and yell her name, followed by the rest of them doing the same, and then all drinking heartily to the toast.

 

[rgoodbb]

As you walk in the tavern and approach the bar, the music stops, as does the talking. Everyone slowly looks in your general direction.

Oh here we go again you think, But you soon realise they are all staring at the door, right behind you....

 

[Tony Vargas]

I am adding an Inn generator into the Monsterworkbench.com app.

I am adding in tables...

You could have a Tables Table:

2-20 (d8 + d12) (for results of less than three tables or two trestles, roll again for additional seating)
2 Bistro Sets (2-8)
3 Dining, 4 chairs/ea, hardwood (2-4)
4 Both, upholstered, seats 3-6 (1-6)
5 High, no chairs (1-8)
6 Dining, 4 chairs/ea (1-6)
7 Low, 1-4 easy chairs (1-3)
8 Bar only, no tables, do not roll for additional seating
9 Trestle, Large, attached (1-3)
10 Trestle, Large (1-4)
11 Trestle, Small, attached (2-5)
12 Trestle, small (2-7)
13 Bar only, no tables, do not roll for additional seating
14 Dining, 6 chairs (1-4)
15 Dinner, modest, 7-12 chairs (1-3)
16 Bar only, no tables.
17 Dinner, Grand, hardwood, 14-24 chairs (1)
18 Private room, roll again for seating
19 Booth, bare, seats 2-5 (1-6)
20 Bistro Sets (2-12)

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

A tavern scene isn’t complete without food and drink!

Food:
1 – Ugh, blanched carrion crawler rounds
2 – Plain old stew and bread
3 – Dragon meat (how did the tavern get this rare treat?)
4 – Crispy leeks with freshwater fish in a sour orcish sauce
5 – Dwarven meatballs in gravy; chew carefully
6 – Stuffed Owlbear – the wizard’s turducken!
7 – Glowing crystals that slowly dissolve in your mouth, providing a day’s sustenance
8 – Gnomish flower salad with a black pepper sauce
9 – Fire Giant Chili; eat at your own peril

10 – Potatoes and capon in a gleaming golden sauce; may or may not include actual gold

Drink:
1 – Lich Wine, brewed by the undead; okay, so it glows black, it’s still wine!
2 – Dwarven stout from the hoard of Thane Grimbok; flat as can be, but only one mug per customer
3 – Gnomish Smoke Whiskey; drink quickly, before it drifts away!
4 – Elven sparkling mead, garnished with flowers; lots and lots of flowers; has the straw been invented yet?
5 – Orcish Graak; syrupy and herbal, the first drink burns, the second helps you forget the first
6 – Plain Human Lager, it’s like drinking nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all…
7 – Drow Spiderwine; milky-white, and only a little poisonous
8 – Wizard Wine; isn’t it neat how it changes color; even if it might make you turn blue, or start speaking in prophecy
9 – Clerical Holy Trippel – this radiant brew is only for the just
10 – Tiefling’s Bargain – suspiciously cheap for something so tasty…