LG vs. CE: Lawful Good is Victorious!

[ugulu]

OOC: Oh my...methinks a rilmani cousin may be about to enter - I'm still digesting the stats.

Just before I actually let this thing loose - is there any reason to believe this creature should exist? It looks like a CC creature from column B (i.e. Column A: redefining useless; Column B: a munchkin DM's fantasy). A near endless supply of no-save spells will make the rilmani-haters reconsider who the worst CC contender is.

I'm feeling guilty and I haven't done anything yet...

 

[PJSlavner]

Oh my...methinks a rilmani cousin may be about to enter - I'm still digesting the stats.

That is a lot of digesting.

 

[Infiniti2000]

Oh my...methinks a rilmani cousin may be about to enter - I'm still digesting the stats.

Hey, we're not switching so I get some beat-down fun?

 

[ugulu]

Oh - giddy up. I2K needs to cleanse the palette, and boy, this thing is a great way to start (I was editing my first post and you guys both posted).

Please do bring him in - kill the dragon (shouldn't take more than 2 rounds, 1 if you so desire) and then we can see how long he lasts.

 

[Infiniti2000]

Well, we got time. PJSlavner's on his way to Croatia and Gansk is losing his shirt in Vegas. Are you sure you're okay to switch for a little while? Not to mention, you've already looked at it's stats (I haven't) . . .

 

[ugulu]

This thing is exactly what you need to overcome a string of beatings. You could just go with 8th/9th level spell slots for the next 12+ opponents and you won't have to do much else than fly around. Using PW Stun on something flying will cause falling damage (and you can then put the hoofs to it) or if it's more threatening use PW Kill.

However, the Vegas reference catches my interest.

 

[Infiniti2000]

Okay, be prepared to have CE lose. I don't see this thing getting knocked out of the arena any time soon.

 

[ugulu]

To quote Vizzini: "You'd like to think that wouldn't you!"

I take down unbelieveably broken and unbalanced creature catalog clowns like this everyday before breakfast.

 

[Infiniti2000]

A huge, majestic creature resembling a stag, covered in fine, scintillating scales of impossible shades of color, trots into the arena. Where her hooves touch the ground, pretty flowers spring up. She has a thick mane and tail of a darker gold color, and beautiful violet eyes. A pinkish-ivory horn grows from the middle of her forehead, and her hooves are the same color. Her face is wise and beautiful.

After a few steps, Lady Mariangela lifts off into the air, ending up at 70n20e40z. She flies effortlessly and gracefully, pausing only long enough to cast a spell at Howlie, saying a single word: stun.

(Attached file is the stats in DMG II format.)

 

[PJSlavner]

Have fun, Infiniti. Here I was thinking that it is too easy to kill the t'uen-rin. Really, that is what I thought. I guess Meineke spoiled me.

Round 160

Howlie is stunned to hear that word (CL check 32). He falls prone at 25N20E and takes 24 points of damage in the fall. Howlie has 32 HP remaining.

Howlie takes no action. It is Lady Mariengela's turn.