(LHHS) The Light Hearted Hack n' Slash Game (I)

[Creamsteak]

I would wait for Darkwolf to post, but I think I know the most helpful action he can attempt. So, without further delay I move us through this round ASAP.

Khala tries to take out that badger on our good friend Brawn's chest. 17. Khala proceeds to inflict 6 points of damage against the Weasel. It is dead, and quite a bit.

Looks like I was right.

Mak moves and attempts to fire his bow. 12+4 rolled, a hit. Mak deals 3 points of damage to the kobold, killing it.

Krindor proceeds to attack a kobold. 17 rolled, a decent strike against the prone kobold. Krindor proceeds to deal 5 points of damage. It is dead.

Yorick, Krindor has moved so? anyway attack first... so:

You roll a 19+mods which is almost a threat, and you deal 6 points of damage. Yet another kobold dead. I'm rolling above 10 constantly...

Khelon heals 9 hp for himself.

The weasel should have went already, but I don't think it would have changed the outcome so I'll just insert this here. The weasel steps up, and attempts to bite brawn. A 25, it hits for 5 points of damage. It also attaches itself to his chest.

Now during Brawns round I guess he would take a 5 foot step to move somewhere after the round, but since I'm not sure where, I'll proceed to continue this. He rolls a 15 against the weasel on his chest, dealing 6 points of damage. It is finally defeated. Then Brawn proceeds to attack the kobolds nearest. He gets a 21, and strikes for 8 points of damage. Its slain. Alright, with reach you can get that other kobold possibly. 19. You strike it for 6 points of damage it is dead. You just killed 3 things in a round Brawn... My dice must be loaded tonight.

Kobolds round, they finally retreat for sure this time. The one near krindor is at risk of getting stuck for an AO getting up from prone and then moving away... Krindor gets a 19 (these dice are really loaded aren't they...) and proceeds to deal all of 7 points of damage. Slain.The four remaining kobolds (one to the far left, two that were a 5 foot step from Khelon, and one on the far right) proceed to run away, as fast as they possibly can.

if you choose to pursue them, I'll give you a broader map using 10 or 20 foot increments to deal with it. They are already out of sight using the current map.

 

[Creamsteak]

Sorry about slacking on flavor text. I'm tired and I'm putting together my stuff for a 14 player game I'm running (with only 1 co-DM) tomorrow. I definitely will set my clear black/red d20 at my "I want to win" side of the table. The thing rolled only a few times under 10.

 

[Lichtenhart]

Mak will just aim another arrow at the back of the kobold that was in J6, then he'll hand a cure Light wounds potion to Brawn.
"Is everyone well?"
See? I've told them their luck ends today.

"Uhmm, I think we cannot leave their weapons here, or the survivors will pick them up. Oh and Yorick, weren't you interested on the reward for slain kobolds?"

Mak will then pick up his spear, search for his arrow that missed and take the weapons (and everything else valuable ) of the kobolds.

 

[Dalamar]

Krindor wipes most of the blood on her sword to a dead kobold and then finishes cleaning it with a simple piece of cloth she produces from her belt pouch. After making sure the blade's fine, she sheathes it and eases the shield in her arm.
"I am fine, of which my gratitude goes to Khelon."

She then goes to check on the woman they were transporting.

 

[Kalanyr]

Nods at Krindor

"It is my duty to heal. "

Khelon then goes to check on the injured lady retrieving his backpack on the way.

 

[Macbrea]

Yorick glances down at the body of the kobold and tries to figure out how someone is going to take a kobold scalp. He then scratches his head in confusion and says in common, "Whelp, might be hard to get their sssscalpsss if they explode! By the way, issss everyone alright?"

 

[Creamsteak]

Allright, let me inventory the battlefield (and I'll award xp now, but you need to be "unthreatened" for a few hours before I will award the levels)

4 Dire Weasels (No Equipment)
10 Kobolds (Two Escaped) (Light Crossbows/Leather Armor)
5 Kobolds (Two Escaped) (Spears/Leather Armor)
4 Exploding Kobolds (Shortswords/Leather Armor)

There are roughly 137 and 1/3 and 1/2 bolts on the field.

There are roughly 1 and 1/6 1/5 1/4 1/3 1/2 arrows scattered on the field.

(Note: 1/2 arrows and other fractions are BROKEN arrows)

That is the salvage that you readily identify. There is a chill in the air around you all... the weather appears to be changing early in the morning... You can see thunder clouds rolling in from the direction you came from.

(You all recieve 850 xp, and the visable salvage)

 

[reapersaurus]

Brawn rubs the gaping holes in his chest where the weasels took a bite out of this Sauropod.

"Oww - what do they put in their food around here to make weasels so blood-thirsty?"
(not a bit of lizardman hiss with that sentence - he's hurt pretty bad, so he's forgetting to diguise himself as a lizardman.
Brawn took 23 damage out of 32 h.p.'s in the fight.)

 

[Creamsteak]

I'm going to start a second thread... 300 posts is quite a good start, but I do believe 400 would be a bit overkill to read in one sitting (if anyone were to try).