Life is Broken!

[Blue_Kryptonite]

Don't forget meeting up with high-level "superstars" NPCs out of nowhere.

Above: Blue_Kryptonite,

, Kryptowife - July 31, 2005 at Six Flags Darian Lake.

I want my money back
I want my money back

It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out

It's always something
There's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about

It's a never ending attack
Ev'rything's a lie and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back

And all the morons
And all the stooges with their coins
They're the ones who make the rules, it's not a game it's just a rout

There's desperation
There's desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes and no detergent gets it out

And we're always slipping through the cracks
Then the movie's over, fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back

I want my money back
I want my money back

What about love?
It's defective! It's always breaking in half

What about sex?
It's defective! It's never built to really last

What about your family?
It's defective! All the batteries are shot

What about your friends?
It's defective! All the parts are out of stock

What about hope?
It's defective! It's corroded and decayed

What about faith?
It's defective! It's tattered and it's frayed

What about you gods?
They're defective! They forgot the warranty

What about your town?
It's defective! It's a dead-end street to me

What about your school?
It's defective! It's a pack of useless lies

What about your work?
It's defective! It's a crock and then you die

What about your childhood?
It's defective! It's dead and buried in the past

What about your future?
It's defective! And you can shove it up your ass

Oh, I want my money back
I want my money back

It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out

It's a never ending attack
Ev'rything's a lie and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back

And we're always slipping through the cracks
Then the movie's over, fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back

I want my money back
I want my money back

 

[ssampier]

Definately not fair. Where's the Action Points (AP) when I need them? Sometimes I roll a 1 IRL and make a fool of myself.

Besides, IRL, the DM is an ass, you can't even ask him what classes are allowed.

 

[WayneLigon]

Above: Blue_Kryptonite ... Meatloaf ... Kryptowife

You totally should have killed him and taken his stuff. Do you have any idea what level you'd both be by now?

I think the thing that cheeses me it the Wealth mechanic. There is none! Most of my stuff doesn't even get a 50% return value and the crafting rules are all wrong. Chintzy house-rules-happy DM.

 

[kenobi65]

Time for a new thread:

"Humans Got the Shaft!"

 

[Angcuru]

Yes, life is broken. Life is seriously broken. Nothing is balanced, there is nothing fair about life.

And that my friends, is where our good friend Beer comes in.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

There are way too many supplement books to buy.

The race mechanics are really odd. You can be half this and half that in pretty much any combination, and I can't figure out of Jewish is a race or a religion.

 

[sniffles]

Yes indeed, Life is totally broken!! I haven't gotten any treasure in... well, ever, and I don't have anything I can sell to get that +2 iPod Mini of Musical Enjoyment I so desperately need. The Management class is seriously broken; they get to level up 5 times as often as I do as a Cubicle Drone, and they get XP for doing next to nothing. And I got a nasty disease without even having any mummies touch me or evil clerics cast spells on me!! Plus there was no good cleric to come and cast Greater Restoration on me, and I had to take a whole year to recover my HP, and I lost a level.

And don't even get me started on how hard it is to find a good suit of armor around here.

 

[JimAde]

And that my friends, is where our good friend Beer comes in.

<Homer>
Ah, alcohol! The cause and solution of all life's problems!
</Homer>

 

[Blue_Kryptonite]

You totally should have killed him and taken his stuff. Do you have any idea what level you'd both be by now?

I would do anything for love... But I won't do that.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Well fortunately for me, life isn't broken.