Lines from games without precedent in human history

[The Shadow]

It frequently happens that games produce lines that make perfect sense in context but sound utterly deranged when ripped out of context. Share yours!

"But I guess I have it on the word of a dead, bug-eating sex-tree that you're a bigot."

 

[Cordwainer Fish]

"It's time to kill Shorty."

(okay, it was a little deranged in context too)