Lines from games without precedent in human history

[The Shadow]

It frequently happens that games produce lines that make perfect sense in context but sound utterly deranged when ripped out of context. Share yours!

"But I guess I have it on the word of a dead, bug-eating sex-tree that you're a bigot."

 

[Cordwainer Fish]

"It's time to kill Shorty."

(okay, it was a little deranged in context too)

 

[DeviousQuail]

Edit: Realized after the fact that I misunderstood the assignment. Removed the old quotes and added a new one.

"It's the first time we're leaving witnesses and I'm not okay with that"

 

[Truename]

knock knock Corpsegrinders!

(Part of a very silly plan on the part of the party to gain entrance to a castle.)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Mine:

“Did you get her faun number?”

Not mine:

“I’ve been killed by worse!”