Angcuru
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This is mostly true. Besides, every human being on the show is either the ideal/most beautiful man/woman you've ever seen or is the most vile, despicable human being on the face of the earth. I've watched a lot of stuff from it in my sociology classes, and I never once saw a man who was not a wifebeater or the 'ideal' man I.E. Fabio w/ a Ph.D. in bowing down to a woman's will.Greatwyrm said:
The only channels on TV where you can get FACTUAL information are The History Channel and The Discovery Channel, maybe Animal Planet.
And we all know that news networks twist all the facts to make everything exciting and all that, and generally are less trustworthy than a weasle in a chicken coop.
Anyway, as long as something is known to exist in this world, you can be sure that someone, somewhere in America, had devoted their life to bringing it down.
That goes for Porn, Rap, Heavy Metal, The Democratic Party, The Republican Party, Stem Cell Research, Barbie Dolls, Tennis Shoes, Crystal Meth, Plastic, Coathangers, False Teeth, Dung Beetles, Soap Scum, Stainless Steel Cutlery, Guys named Ted, Wood, Body Armor, Electricity, Toilet Seats, Glass Eyes, Fire, Ice, Wheat, that white stuff that acumulates in the back of your mouth when you're very thirsty, Ted Kennedy, Chocolate, Nair, Copper, Razor Blades, Cardboard, Dan Rather, France, Me, You, Kuala Lampur, Meat, Soccer, Syncronized Swimming, The Empire State Building Lost and Found, Existential Egoism, Monty Python, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Not Having Hair, Having Way Too Much Hair, Cloning, Koala Bears, Fingernails, Gingivitis, Athlete's Foot Medication, Alcohol, Unsweetened Iced Tea, Saccharin, 440 Stainless Cheap-Ass Replica Katanas, Dirt, Girls named Shatikwa, Pillows, Latex Paint, Organic Dyes, Oil Paint, Carbohydrates, Hondas, Dice, Oxygen, Hatchets, Water, Sulfur, The Olsen Twins, Wallpaper, and of course, harmless hobbies about which they are uninformed and make judgement about anyway and decide it's worth hating.
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Glad to be of service.
