Mind Flayer Haikus

[Krug]

Come on now.. you know you want it..

 

[Felon]

I hate half-orc brains.
They make me constipated.
Elves soothe the colon.

 

[Piratecat]

Forget cheese popcorn
I'll sell salty wizard brains
and call THAT "SmartFood"!

 

[Piratecat]

When I eat too fast
I bite my own tentacle
I taste like sushi.

 

[Felon]

[Edit] Wow, those are good. I bow to your expertise.

 

[Piratecat]

Thanks - pre-coffee counting is hard.

Classic conundrum:
Easy extraction technique?
Use a twisty straw.

 

[Mark Chance]

Tentacles wiggle
Into tight orifices
Extracting brains - SQUELCH!

In tight black leather
Mauve flesh glistens horribly.
Call the fashion cops!

My mind is blasted!
Helpless, I watch it draw near!
The Underdark sucks!

 

[Oni]

taste of grey matter
screams fill the air, then silence
what was his is mine

 

[alsih2o]

corpus collasum
and just a small dash of gin
that's my martini

 

[alsih2o]

really smart wizards
like a dish of caviar
brute brains are bitter