More wierdness from Avalanche

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A) The dwarf was edited out of the picture when they put clothes on the "Warrior"?

My theory is the dwarf is the one who took this picture and she is squatting down to shoot him on "his" level.

 

[Kaptain_Kantrip]

I liked the cover!!! The girl was hot, the pose obviously erotic in a lewd Hustler sort of way, and as far as the realism of the pose goes, who cares? Most of the stuff characters do in games is impossible, anyway. You guys just love to bitch and moan over nothing. I can't believe you guys are still bashing Avalanche for their covers; how many threads has this gone on for now? If anything, the "risque" covers make me MORE inclined to buy their products!

NOW WHERE THE HELL IS VLAD THE IMPALER? Avalanche said March, then April, now I hear May! ARGH!!! I want this book!

 

[Horacio]

Kap, you're an Avalanche's covers adict

 

[hong]

What in Surtur's name is she doing? Trying to strangle herself with the bowstring? Sitting on an invisible chair? Huh? What's going on with THAT?

1 theory is that it's constipation.

 

[omedon]

No, no, no, no; she is PEEING. That is the reason why she is holding the bow in such an odd position. You see, while she was doing her business a grizzly bear snuck up on her. She was caught of guard, with her pants around her ankles so to speak.

 

[ajanders]

The picture is of Pamela Anderson.
Wearing a leather bikini and attempting to fire a bow whilst doing a deep-knee bend.
Mr. Sperlunga has never tried archery, has he?
I pulled my bow out and experimented with that pose: it's not humanly possible.
*Sigh*...Don't know how much that cost, but it was not money well spent on Atlas' part.
aja

Hi...my name is AJ, and I am a recovering idiot.
I apologize for getting Atlas and Avalanche confused. This will teach me to drink more coffee before I post in the morning.
Atlas is the one I buy, Avalanche is the one I look at oddly.

aj "DOH" anderson

 

[Cergorach]

That stance without clothes...
That would be porn even here in Europe, wouldn't it?

Hell yeah! But it would be porn and not RPG...

Oh... I just see the light, a whole new branch of RPG products: Porn-RPG!

Ok, who wants it?

;-)

 

[hong]

Hell yeah! But it would be porn and not RPG...

Oh... I just see the light, a whole new branch of RPG products: Porn-RPG!

Ok, who wants it?

;-)

Strip D&D!

Whenever a monster hits you, instead of taking hit point damage, you have to take an item of clothing off.

 

[hong]

Strip D&D!

Whenever a monster hits you, instead of taking hit point damage, you have to take an item of clothing off.

I've just remembered the group I normally game with. Let me withdraw this suggestion.

 

[Crothian]

I've just remembered the group I normally game with. Let me withdraw this suggestion.

Ya, for this to happen I new to do some serious new recruiting.