Movie Quotes

[Datt]

OKay. I thought it would be fun if we started a thread where someone would post a movie quote and then everyone else would try to guess the movie. We can have more than one quote going at one time.

I'll start it:

I hated the colonel, with his wee beedy eyes. And that smug look on his face. Ooohh you going to buy my chicken oohhh.

 

[FraserRonald]

I hated the colonel, with his wee beedy eyes. And that smug look on his face. Ooohh you going to buy my chicken oohhh.

That would be from So I Married An Axe Murderer by hilarious Canuck, Mike Meyers, playing his own character's father.

OMG, I'm having a quote-freeze. Argh. Well, we'll go with an easy one:

Hail to the king, baby.

 

[Dubya]

hail to the king, baby!

Ash - Army of Darkness

If you take away the horror of the scene, take away the tragedy of the death, take away all the moral and ethical implications that have been drilled into your head since grade one, do you know what you're left with? A 105-pound problem that needs to be moved from point A to point B.

Dubya

 

[jonesy]

If you take away the horror of the scene, take away the tragedy of the death, take away all the moral and ethical implications that have been drilled into your head since grade one, do you know what you're left with? A 105-pound problem that needs to be moved from point A to point B.

Boyd - Very Bad Things

Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat! You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to!

 

[FraserRonald]

[Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat! You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to!

Office Space, but I forget the character's name. The guy who always fears he'll lose his job and ends up in a wheelchair.

Okay, here's one, and it may not be verbatim.

Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job.

 

[Dubya]

Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job.

Marty - Grosse Point Blank

Here's one more

Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you.

Dubya

 

[Hand of Evil]

Here's one more

quote:
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Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you.
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Dubya

don't remember the name but the movie was Unforgiven


Next....

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Look, I'm a reasonable guy but I've just experienced some pretty unreasonable things.
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[Lady Mer]

That would be Jack Burton, from Big Trouble in Little China. Here's a short quote.

HA! What shall we hang...the holly, or each other?

 

[Mark Chance]

HA! What shall we hang...the holly, or each other?

My guesses: Death Becomes Her with Bruce Willis, Meryl Streep, and Goldie Hawn. Maybe Christmas Vacation?

Here are two favorites (although cannot swear they're exact quotes):

Ever try to pick up teeth with broken fingers?

The last sound you hear before you die is going to be me cracking your guts like a bullwhip!

 

[Wormwood]

HA! What shall we hang...the holly, or each other?

The Lion in Winter.

How about, "Body of Binky. Amen"