Munchkin Diddy

[Delgar]

Here for your enjoyment is a Munchkin Diddy, by Alanis Morrissette. Well actually the Alanis Morrissette lyric maker which I'll link at the bottom.

Enjoy

"Why"

Powergamers, Losers, Cheaters
Why God, Why?
Losers, Rules Whores, Munchkins
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Black horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Munchkins
Like a Piratecat character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Twinks, Powergamers, Liars
Why God, Why?
Munchkins, Liars, Cheaters
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Black disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Munchkins
Like a Piratecat character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Black misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Munchkins
Like a Piratecat character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?


Alanis Morrissette Lyric maker

Delgar

 

[Piratecat]

Hey! What the heck does Alanis have against me?

Hummph.

 

[Angcuru]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

I just did one on the Puritans!

 

[Sixchan]

Hmph. Munchkins are not cheaters. Munchkins are just damn good at what they do: following the rules.

 

[Sixchan]

That said, I think this one came out pretty good:

I feel miserable
Moaners make me ill
I feel miserable
Trolls tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Complainers are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of whiners that I feel this way?
With the nerfed rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of revision, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

3.5 Broke My Will to Live
3.5 Broke My Will to Live
3.5 Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
3.5 Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Anti-revisionists rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Snivelers defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Kvetchers are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of whiners that I feel this way?
With the nerfed rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of revision, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

3.5 Broke My Will to Live
3.5 Broke My Will to Live
3.5 Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
3.5 Broke My Will to Live

 

[Tabarnak Smokeblower]

Not as funny nor evolved, but "Munchkin Diddy" could very well be a Wilson Pickett Parody

Muchkin Diddy
You better put your munchkin down
Munchkin Diddy now baby
Said you better put your munchkin down
You've been munchkinin' all over town
Wow guess you better put your flat feet on the ground.

(needs work, but off to bed)

TS

(oh yeah, tried the AMRLG with some sort of, uh, derriere protusions. Wasn't pretty)

 

[Tabarnak Smokeblower]

Munchkin Sally
Pilson Wickett

Munchkin Sally, think you better put your vorpal down
Munchkin Sally, think you better put your spiked chain down
You been casting Time Stop all over town
Oh! I guess I'll have to put your sorry self in the ground

All you want to do is fly around, Sally
All you want to do is ride a Griffon, Sally
All you want to do is ride a Dragon, Sally
One of these early mornings, oh you gonna be wiping Vecna's eye

I bought you a brand new PHB, Edition 3.5
Now you come around signifying, woman, you can't be buffed all the time
Mustang Sally, gonna cast Slow and calm you down
Casting triple empowered fireballs now
Oh! I guess I'll have to put your sorry butt in the ground

All you want to do is fly around, Sally
All you want to do is ride a Griffon, Sally
All you want to do is ride a Dragon, Sally

(still needs some work)

TS

 

[BlackMoria]

Well, guys, how to put this .......

Don't give up your day jobs...