Hmmmm
1) Was in a movie with Tom Cruise
(Sorta. I was at the Daytona 500 when they filmed the crowd shots for Days of Thunder. But we're both in it. Though I wouldn't advice anyone watch it to see it. Or for any other reason)
2) I've had nearly 20 concussions. From normal things like a car accident and Tae Kwon Do sparring to being run over by a golf cart and having a gazebo and garage door fall on me (not at the same time, thankfully). No amnesia due to that, though, just a lot of passing out.
3) I've been bitten by a shark. (Thankfully it was a little shark)
4) I got a pedophile (or at least someone in their 40s who had a penchant for young teenage girls) fired from the Microsoft Network
5) Slept with Paula Abdul after losing on American Idol
(That last one is a joke, I couldn't think of any more)