Naughty Paladin. How do I punish them?

[Nightfall]

And since he is the ultimate source for FR and GH paladins, he'd know.

(Sorry Torm but SL paladins are my deal. )

 

[Torm]

And since he is the ultimate source for FR and GH paladins, he'd know.

(Sorry Torm but SL paladins are my deal. )

Fine, fine. But is it not the same, in Your domains?

P.S. Greyhawk isn't Mine.

 

[Storyteller01]

Go prize fighting. Earn a reputation (either as a great fighter or an idiot in the ring...). He'll be living with it the rest of his career (either by dodging rep hunters or just dodging the laughter...). He'll have a few nice scars to remember the fun

 

[Nightfall]

Torm,

Yeah well so far I don't see any Heironious' around do you?

But as for my "domain" while I'm not 100% qualified to think like a god, I know that Corean prefers NOT to have his paladins gamble with the well being of anyone save their own lives for the betterment of goodness and established order. (Stress goodness but law still comes into play.)

 

[Inconsequenti-AL]

In fairness, he was only gambling with his own body... the switch was made in the middle of the game, there was no way for him to stop.

He was even gambling for the greater good! If he'd won the game, then it would help us avoid uncecessary bloodshed...


I do like the new strength score, unfortunately compared to my usual one - this body is clumsy and unhealthy. Being much better looking is a slight bonus, I supose?

Prizefighting sounds good. Perhaps as a comedy act, as my fighting abilities are not impressive.

I had another thought occur to me: I need to practice grooming for my new female form. Perhaps the Paladin might make a good test subject? Glue on some fake nails. Pluck the eyebrows and so forth?

Lingerie and webcams sounds good. Guess that'd be a girdle and scrying in DnD?

 

[mythusmage]

I was going to suggest child support, until I learned it wasn't that kind of naughty.

 

[Inconsequenti-AL]

Barendd Nobeard - Thanks! The Annis Hag is a great fit on so many levels.

I'd love to try Celestial forms, but they're outsiders - can't do them with Polymorph... Yet. When/if I transcend I'll be an outsider and I'll be able to turn into them. Woo! Planetar will be a great one to try out - sure I can have some serious fun with that.

Ideally I think weapon wielding forms for the Polymorph would be for the best... Paladin is much more effective waving his fancy sword about.

 

[diaglo]

"I can't believe I kissed you!"

"Must've been your lifelong ambition."

The Paladin gambling with someone else's welfare at stake has gone Chaotic. You don't need to punish him (her?) - the Paladin's deity should be doing that.

So speaks Torm.

ditto.

in OD&D terms he has lost his paladinhood FOREVER.

 

[Viktyr Gehrig]

The weird thing was that they later slept with each other and were still in the other´s one body...

You know, if I found myself switched into a body of the other sex, it's one of the first things I'd probably think of to do.

Choosing the person stuck in my body is a matter of courtesy. After all, I know where that body's been, and it's safe to assume we'd be switching back eventually.

On another note... there are other things I know about that body, IYKWIMAITYD.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Umm...

Locate the Eunuch Harem Guard Prestige Class, start bringing it to the game, and start asking about how you could qualify for it just before you "switch" bodies back?