Noting the current dearth of player slots available I thought I would proffer myself as a GM for the big day. I?ve whipped together a fun little scenario (Quasqueton and NCSU Code Monkey may recognize certain elements) that can accommodate 6 players. The characters will be pre-generated but their stereotypical nature should make for easy and fun playing. I?ll stick to DnD 3e rules so that everyone, including me, will be ready to play.
"Down and Dirty on the Farm"
Sally Mae ? Druid Lv. 5 (character currently kept in reserve so not an empty slot)
Cousin Bobby ? Ranger Level 5
Aunt Betty ? Sorceress Lv. 5
Sheriff Jed ? Paladin Lv. 5
Deputy John ? Fighter Lv. 5
Father McCallister ? Cleric Lv. 5
There?s bad times and ill omens over ta the McEwen Farm, leastways accordin? to Sally Mae McEwen. She ?spects that there?s some evil spirits at work. ?Bout 8 days past, on the anniversary of her Grandma?s demise, bless her soul, odd things began to happen about the house. At first just strange noises and things gone a missin?. Then the well water started tastin? mighty foul, like somethin? done died in it. Their livestock then begun to drop like flies fer no good cause. Father McCallister went to pay a visit this past thursday, mostly just to have taste of Maw McEwen well-known pie, but didn?t get much further than the front gate afore he turned heel and made back towards the church real fast, like ta being chased by a pack o? wolves. He spent all yesterday at the bottle trying to forget the creepy feelin?. Just last night, Sally Mae returned from visiting with her beau (and second cousin once removed), Bobby Joe Gritchard from up on Mill Pond Road, and found the house dark and still and couldn?t find her maw or paw nowheres. That?s when the giant carrots come after her. Great big things with glowin? eyes, fiery tops and bad breath ta boot. Good thing them veggies was slow, cause Sally Mae was able to collect her animal friends and skidaddle off the farm aforin? they did something nasty to her. She?s a brave girl to, and she?s going back in today with a little bit of help from you folk. It?s time to teach them evil spirits a thing or two about the benefits of clean country livin?.