NE vs. N (FFA): Very Young Tarterian Dragon vs. Adult Ethereal Dragon

[PJSlavner]

The snake is not impressed by the Louisville Lip's boasting.

Round 417

Kaa takes a slithering charge to 55N45E and bites Cassius (rolled 26+2=28) for 13-5=8 points of damage. Kaa grabs Cassius (24 vs. 10 grapple), wraps its coils around it, and crushes it for an additional 15 points of damage. Cassius has 2 HP remaining.

Cassius goes berserk, unsuccessfully trying to deal damage to Kaa (22 vs. 35 grapple).

Round 418

Kaa crushes Cassius once for 13-5=8 points of damage. Cassius is destroyed. Kaa is still at 55N45E.

Next in round 418 for Neutral Evil is a flesh half-golem (Monster Manual II).

 

[Infiniti2000]

Sharon Stone charges into the arena to 60n40e and takes a swipe at Kaa who, by the way, starts singing, "Trust in me!"

 

[PJSlavner]

(Er, I said flesh golem, not stone golem. Kaa only sings that to those he can hypnotize.)

Along the way, Kaa bites Sharon (rolled 18) for 18-5=13 points of damage, and grabs Sharon in his coils (41 vs. 14 grapple), crushing for an additional 16-5=11 points of damage.

Round 419

Kaa crushes Sharon (40 vs. 7 grapple) for an additional 13-5=8 points of damage. Sharon is destroyed. Kaa says in parseltongue, "Consider this a divorce."

Next in round 419 for Neutral Evil is an iron half-golem (Monster Manual II).

 

[Infiniti2000]

Ooo, I totally missed the nuance of Stone in Sharon Stone. That was not my intent at all.

Mike Tyson charges into the arena, following in Sharon's footsteps.

 

[PJSlavner]

Kaa's fangs clang off Iron Mike's skin (rolled 21). Iron Mike slashes Kaa with his battleaxe (rolled 23+2=25) for 11 points of damage. Kaa has 52 HP remaining.

Round 420

Kaa bites the ground (rolled natural 1). I will time compress.

Mike breathes out noxious fumes, which Kaa toughens out (rolled 12 Fort save). Mike slashes Kaa (rolled 22) for another 14 points of damage. Kaa has 38 HP remaining.

Round 421: Kaa is having trouble (rolled 18) hitting.
Mike finally misses (rolled 13).

Round 422: Kaa misses (rolled 23). Mike slashes for 9. Kaa has 29 HP.
Round 423: Kaa finally bites for 12-5=7. He grabs on (41 vs. 20 grapple), and crushes for an additional 17-5=12. Mike has 6 HP remaining.

Does Mike try to inflict damage in the grapple, or try to escape?

 

[Infiniti2000]

Iron Mike tries to bite Kaa's ear.

 

[PJSlavner]

Kaa's lack of ears foils Iron Mike's tactic (16 vs. 39 grapple).

Round 424

Kaa crushes Mike for 16-5=11. Iron Mike is destroyed before he has a chance to be incarcerated. Kaa has 29 HP and is located at 55N45E.

Next in round 424 for Neutral Evil is a (you guessed it) stone half-golem (Monster Manual II).

 

[Infiniti2000]

Sharon's twin sister, Stacy Stone, wises up the snake's devious tactical plan. Instead of charging in, she steps to 60n0e and readies to slam it when it approaches.

 

[PJSlavner]

Round 425

Kaa takes another slithering charge to 55N10E and has his fangs bounce off Stacy's stony exterior (rolled 17+2=19).

 

[Infiniti2000]

Damn the snake's unseemingly reach! Stacy steps forth and gives the snake the whatfor, hoping to slow it down a little, too, if you know what I mean.