D&D 5E Necromancy School - Any ideas?

[Ichneumon]

He obviously meant threath necromancer. "Threath", for those who aren't aware, is short for "threat of h.", the "h." referring to Preparation H. Thus, the threath necromancer is a wizard who can raise (lower, actually) problematic hemorrhoids in people who have a history of them. Niche character, to be sure.

Sounds nasty. But paladins will always be a bigger pain in the ....

 

[I'm A Banana]

I've seen the beta version of the PHB, and there's been a few changes from alpha. It looks now like the 5e necromancer school will put the ROMANCE back in necromancy, with spells like Speak About Your Feelings With The Dead, Create Mood Lighting, and, of course, the classic Bone.

Hemorrhoiths.

Daumaturge.

Gasunheidt.

 

[Sigma77]

I've seen the beta version of the PHB, and there's been a few changes from alpha. It looks now like the 5e necromancer school will put the ROMANCE back in necromancy, with spells like Speak About Your Feelings With The Dead, Create Mood Lighting, and, of course, the classic Bone.

I'm assuming there's some truth behind the wisecrackery in there about the changes xp?