...pretending to be a magical gumdrop elf...
You never know, the manufacturer may be surprised when he sees you fly away in it....Hmmm, system doesn't do something they never said it was able to do, and now you are claiming it is going to fail. That is like buying a car and finding out it can't fly, and then getting pissed at the car manufacturer, even though they never said the car could fly.
Sorry, but, I care less about playing a D&D game with mixed styles. I just want my edition of game to continue getting support, in fact, I want all 4 editions getting support. That's the best way to go, and it'd be more than profitable than any new edition could accomplish. This is because you capture every generation of D&D gamer ever to exist to come throwing their money at you for products for their preferred edition.
But I bet it was funny though. Paranoia was one of those games where reading the rulebook was really funny. Just don't tell the computer.

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.