Oh My God! Naked David's Attacking Me!

[Xarlen]

Only that stone golems are large...

 

[Kae'Yoss]

I can help you with the hit points, but you're on your frickin' own when thickness is involved!

What's it you want to create? The "Bedside Table Drawer Guardian"? "The lady's best friend and protector"? Thaumatic Energy Cells sold seperately?

 

[Darkness]

Only that stone golems are large...

Hmm... Shrink it, then!

Lessee...

A Large stone golem has 14 (up to 21) HD.
A Huge stone golem has 22 (up to 42) HD.

So how many would a Medium-size one have?

No more than 13 in any case (and no less than 1).

How about, say, 6 hit dice?
Sounds about right (for a M stone golem, that is) IMO...

(BTW, how are you animating that thing, anyway?)

 

[kreynolds]

What's it you want to create?

Me!? Not a damn thing!

 

[Darkness]

Me!? Not a damn thing!

Yeah, yer not a game designer after all - you just have a name similar to one...

 

[kreynolds]

Yeah, yer not a game designer after all - you just have a name similar to one...

Oh, it isn't that at all. I won't have anything to do with thickness of a statue. Hardness and hit points? Sure thing. But thickness, especially when "naked" is in the title of the thread? Heck no!

 

[Darkness]

You have a point there...

 

[Moe Ronalds]

You won't discuss thickness when discussing a statue of a naked guy, but hardness is acceptable?

 

[Darkness]

Sharp eye, that you noticed his hardness...

 

[Xarlen]

Well, as it turned out, they didn't encounter the statue.

Ah well. I still think it's a giggle. 'Devinche's David is Blugeoning me!" "Ew. Um... you're on your own."