uh... yeah... I'm opting out of that battle for this adventure. Don't want to risk duplicating that "epic" Kobold blooper-a-thon again (LOL)
((Just so you poor people know... when I ran this adventure the second time, I added Tev'El Rhoe (which wasn't there in the first version when ferretguy was in it) Harold, played by Deadestdai, a first level Half-orc sorcerer (yes, you read that correctly) spearheaded a minor skirmish against a small Kobold raiding party hitting Tev'El Rhoe. Some 20 kobolds climbed over the city wall on a single ladder, two per round... Now, you are probably thinking... 5 PCs vs 2 kobolds a round... piece o' cake...
WRONG!!!!
This single battle had a real time duration exceeding every other battle in the adventure and amounted to an epic scale war more dire than the battle at Helm's Deep. It wasn't until Harold, The aforementioned Half-Orc sorcerer, lost his weapon in the heat of battle and, with only 3 hit points, began "b!tch slapping" Kobolds in all directions that our esteemed heroes began to turn the tides of this brutal war. In the climactic conclusion, the party's ranger chased a Kobold into a woman's home where he proceeded to battle the Kobold to a standstill like Errol Flynn in no less than 12 rounds of combat. Finally, after a good deal of screaming and fear, the coming to grips with what was happening to her, then finally becoming disgusted by the feeble effort of her "savior", the woman bashed the Kobold over the head with a frying pan.
Even now, a year after the incedent, I can't bring myself to risk repeating this epic battle of collosal blunders, and so, the Kobold Battle of Tev'El Rhoe will not appear in this adventure.
huh? What about the shed?
You don't want to know.
Suffice it to say that the offending shed was soundly thrashed by Draeor (Played by ferretguy) the next morning for all of it's vile and dispicable transgressions.
