T is the dm.
dm's are evil
therefore T is evil.
evil people plot aginst the characters in most horrendous ways.
They lie at night dreaming blissfully of things to do to mess with the characters
.. .. .. .smiling while they do this.
No, I don't join your games because I never have a good coordinatiion of time available vs game available. I am not afraid of [size] the greatly evili dm Thanee[/size], as you see I did join the game without external influece of subjigation or intimdation.