[OOC] The Hivemind In Character!

[Crothian]

That could fit. I've e-mailed a short history to Randomling so assuming it works for her, we can devise a way to make that happen.

 

[garyh]

So, if this game starts in the traditional way we'll have:

"An Orc, a Dwarf, and a Kobold walk into a bar...."

"An Orc, a Dwarf, a Kobold, and a Hobgoblin walk into a bar..." if I end up as a Hobgoblin.

 

[Horacio]

"An Orc, a Dwarf, a Kobold, and a Hobgoblin walk into a bar..." if I end up as a Hobgoblin.

Don't forget my elven bard, with his pointed ears, delicated face, mandolin and bow...

 

[garyh]

Don't forget my elven bard, with his pointed ears, delicated face, mandolin and bow...

You'll be the one the rest of us beat up and stuff in a locker.

 

[Horacio]

You'll be the one the rest of us beat up and stuff in a locker.

OH

 

[garyh]

OH

Nothing personal. It's just the code of the schoolyard.

 

[Horacio]

Nothing personal. It's just the code of the schoolyard.

But elves are c00l

They have pointed ears, and everybody know that girls love cute pointed ears guys. And my elf is a bard, he can sing and dance, girls love that too. And he has a bow, you know...


sigh...

 

[garyh]

But elves are c00l

They have pointed ears, and everybody know that girls love cute pointed ears guys. And my elf is a bard, he can sing and dance, girls love that too. And he has a bow, you know...


sigh...

Yep, he's gonna get a pounding.

And wedgies. Many, many wedgies.

 

[arwink]

But elves are c00l

They have pointed ears, and everybody know that girls love cute pointed ears guys. And my elf is a bard, he can sing and dance, girls love that too. And he has a bow, you know...

Sorry, if I get to be a kobold, it would appear that I get to claim the title of the cutest. Kobolds get all the babes

 

[Horacio]

Sorry, if I get to be a kobold, it would appear that I get to claim the title of the cutest. Kobolds get all the babes

I had thought of a kobold bard too.

Hell, what an idea, we can have two kobolds in the party...

Everybody loves kobolds...