[OT] Daves of ENWorld, UNITE!

[Tsyr]

Ha! The being that is Dave needs not fear any mere Pantheon. The Dave shall reign supreme. All shall convert to Dave. Dave is good.

 

[Akunin]

...CraCKle.... ....bzzZZZt.... tes.... testing... ca.. ...receive my tra.... Bzzrt... Hmmmmmmm.....

*BANG*

Bzzt... whrrrrrrrrrrRRRR... ...reading me? This is Eldritch-2 to Mount Mater, Eldritch-2 to Mount Hater. I have confirmed the source of the disturbances. The Daves are engaging in an uprising, I repeat, The Daves are engaging in an uprising. Request permission to engage Board Protocol EN-88, over...

"A.K., this is Control. Stand by"

"Confirmed. You are clear to engage trans-dimensional stabilizer and drop summoning beacons. Repeat - BP EN-88 Authorized. Stabilize the Time-space, drop the beacons and GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE - Remember the LAST time the Daves discovered their own sentience and free will, soldier!"

...Copy that. Stabilizer engaged and pods released... Plotting return course, over.....

 

[Tsyr]

*begins to invoke the power of Dave*

*creates a shield of immovable force around all of Dave*

 

[Crimantheus]

I am Dave, hear me Roar......

 

[Fiery James]

My middle name is David...?

 

[333 Dave]

My middle name is David...?

Good enough. KDL counts too...

 

[Abel Kane]

We are David of Borg.

Your biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Resistance is futile!

Beladavid

 

[Davelozzi]

...CraCKle.... ....bzzZZZt.... tes.... testing... ca.. ...receive my tra.... Bzzrt... Hmmmmmmm.....

*BANG*

Bzzt... whrrrrrrrrrrRRRR... ...reading me? This is Eldritch-2 to Mount Mater, Eldritch-2 to Mount Hater. I have confirmed the source of the disturbances. The Daves are engaging in an uprising, I repeat, The Daves are engaging in an uprising. Request permission to engage Board Protocol EN-88, over...
"

*Hears broadcast, grabs sword in one hand and Legion of Daves standard in the other and rushes outside to join his fellows*

"Vive les Daves!"

 

[Bugbear]

I too am/are/was of the dave

As a Dave, I/us/they should warn me/you/us. If the Pantheon comes, Our former MAster/mistress Cyberzombie will be amongst them. No doubt, she/he/it will want me/you/us back...

 

[Some guy from Ohio]

My middle name is David...?

Same here!