[OT] Fun with emergency signs. Best. Thread. Ever.

[Psionicist]

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?threadid=46223&perpage=25&pagenumber=1

Funniest thing I've ever read.

 

[Sixchan]

Some terrorists are capable of casting the stinking cloud spell.

This is hilarious!

 

[Trevalon Moonleirion]

Great thread... I didn't notice whether or not this was on the thread there, but I saw this on fark.com methinks...

 

[Chauzu]

LOL I love this one:

In the event of emergency, find a 3-story, 10-foot-high building. The midgets inside will be sure to help you. Remember, just follow the enormous red arrow protruding from your crotch.

 

[Chauzu]

Another great one:

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

 

[Chauzu]

Another good one:

If the midgets result in playing Nsync during your company, cower in the corner or run like hell.

 

[Zappo]

The server is too busy at the moment. Please come back later.

 

[Fast Learner]

Now it appears that they've locked out access to unregistered users.

I can't blame them -- it was getting a ton of traffic, and the thread is totally OT to the site.

But still an incredible amount of funny. I had to stop reading several times because I thought I'd black out from the laughing. (Seriously!)

 

[Azure Trance]

Perhaps it was temporary, for I clicked and saw many of the signs.

 

[Zappo]

They've cut the thread to one page and archived the rest. I have no idea of how to find it in the archives, though.

A pity - something that suddenly quintuplies the traffic to your site has value.