The one spell I truly miss in Real Life is Silence. Damm, there's been many times when people really get on your nerves and that spell would have hit the spot... Either that or Powerword Stun.....
Either way, hope the situation is lighting up, I am about to move out soon and live 2 weeks in a hostel untill I get the other apartment, so I cant say I don't sympathise.
BOZ your story is almost as entertaining as a soup but i would watch my back on that princess psycho b. she might get her homegirls in the mix(if she was any )
ee gads I wouldn't want her there. If she's smart enough to cheat on her hubby and get pregnant (D is a winner too *sarcasm*) ... then I bet she's smart enough to know how to take care (or learn for that matter) of a child *more sarcasm* ...
I helped raise my nephew for his first two years (I'm the uber-uncle *wolf does Arney impression*) and it's not easy.
right so um ... Ya know what, I think this does fit into general monster talk ... in a real life kinda way!