(OT) I'm being hunted by a spider.

[Creamsteak]

There is a 4 inch long spider with all 8 legs and a brown fuzzy color in my house. I can't catch it to kill it, and it keeps coming back for more. I think it wants to kill me. I'm pretty sure, because it actually jumps at me when I try to strike it. I'm thinking about getting my paintball gun out, but the paint is new on the walls.

The Above is True, and I'm afraid of going to sleep, a little...

Do you think it's a Paragon? Psuedonatural? It is an odd color, and it is pretty fast and big. It also seems smarter than me.

 

[DerianCypher]

Is it Dire? Maybe even it's the familiar of some wizard you pissed off!

DC

 

[thundershot]

AHHHHH!! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!!!


Chris, deathly afriad of spiders, and happy that they die in the winter here in Ohio and don't get very large...

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

If it makes you feel any better, my house is bat central.

 

[fba827]

LOL

Err, I don't mean to laugh at your obviously harrowing plight, but I can't help but notice your comment that the creature is smarter than you.

Either that says a lot about the spider or it says very little about you...



Edit: fixed a really really bad spelling error. I'll leave the other one in though for good measure

 

[RangerWickett]

Are you a kobold. Because, if so, that spider probably has a higher challenge rating than you. I'd watch myself if I were you. If you pull it off, you'll gain a ton of XP, though.

I'd suggest playing loud music and keeping the lights on to distract it. Then sneak out the back of your house, toss in a match, and lock the doors. No way the bastard will get out that way.

 

[RangerWickett]

Unless, heaven forbid, it's a fiendish spider. Then it'd have fire resistance.

 

[thundershot]

 

[Jamdin]

Arm yourself with bug spray & empty the can on his butt. I've been having problem with crickets this week...

 

[Airwolf]

Re: I'm being hunted by a spider.

I'm thinking about getting my paintball gun out, but the paint is new on the walls.

Mmmmm paintball, I can't wait for it to cool down so we can go play again.

Oh, I find Raid works very well on spiders. Just buy three or four cans and spray them all over the house in a short period of time. Of course I recomend you get a hotel room for at least one night. If not you might end up thinking your a helicopter that can go Mach 1.