[OT] I've got a great idea!

Buttercup · Oct 12, 2002

We all need one of these...

Design #3950664992
It's a pillow that can be used to scrape ice off of windscreens, will make your riot shield obsolete and fetches your hat.

Destil · Oct 12, 2002

Design #734581637
It's like a normal blow-up doll, but it's water-absorbent.

Buttercup · Oct 12, 2002

Design #9087
It's a letter-opener! It speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones!

Privateer · Oct 12, 2002

Design #1338896101
It's a web page that repairs itself, doesn't always work and connects to the web.

Isn't that all of them, really? Edit: Except for the repairing part. Not for a while, anyway...

Design #2093682297
It's a lightbulb that uses human blood for fuel!

Call of Cthulu, anyone?

Design #3984209639
It's a feather duster that hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet!

Now I can sleep easily, thanks to Doesn't Kill You Brand Feather Dusters!

Jeph · Oct 12, 2002

Design #56267586

It's a parachute that uses captured Martian technology, dispenses tea or coffee and dissolves dirt!

Buttercup · Oct 12, 2002

I think they used to serve this in my school cafeteria:

Design #104043541
It's a pudding that's actually just a solid block of plastic, shreds documents and is fully recycleable.

Ruined · Oct 12, 2002

Design #3484777783

It's a pair of underpants that repairs itself and blocks UV light.

Heh heh. Prevents that annoying wear and tear, and protects the little Johnnies-to-be. =)

Kibo · Oct 12, 2002

Piratecat said:
Design #3995909720

"It's a burger carton that gets +2 to kill undead! It can easily be recycled and jams mobile phone frequencies."

Not that this will get the thread closed or anything, but....

What *is* piratecat?

piratecat

piratecat is a contraceptive device that operates on a quantum level and dissolves in water.

From that description you'd think he was a lawyer.

Creamsteak · Oct 12, 2002

This one somewhat funny...

Design #1004173487
It's a coffee cup that can pick up digital radio, tracks its position with GPS and can interface with your strain of bacteria.

But this one is something that isn't really all that wierd...

Design #1533577930
It's a handgun that's rustproof!

As a matter of fact 1533577930 isn't a bad idea at all...