[OT] KDLadage's First Annual Christmas Limerick Contest! <- WINNERS ANNOUNCED

[Scupper]

A DM with a Player Debated
How a character's race was created.
It took a turn for the worse
When he said (with a curse):
"No, you can't be half-dragon templated!"

 

[Asmo]

I wonder why Polymorph Self is so hard
When I read it I feel like a retard
and while Iku Rex and Hong
fight where rules lawyers belong
I´m allowing my wizard to play a huge, six-headed Bard.

Asmo

 

[KDLadage]

[bump]

For good measure...

 

[jlhorner1974]

I have the printed BoEM already, but how's this?

Here's my official entry:

The spells in 3E cause alarm
And I'm not talking polymorph or charm
Both time stop and haste
Should be quickly replaced
And don't get me started on harm!


And here's a bonus one:

The mood at the pageant grew colder
As the nymph sighed and just shrugged her shoulder
The eye tyrant won
And said "It's been fun"
"But beauty's in the eye of the beholder"

 

[squirrel]

Here is my feeble attempt at a limerick. It is dedicated to Alsih2o in his call to mock an admin

There once was a cat who was missing a leg.
It was even said that he had a peg.
Alsih2o had thought and planned,
"Tease and mock this cat," he did demand.
"Please un-ban our accounts," we now beg.

 

[Steverooo]

1e Succubus Limerick

This doesn't apply to the 3e version, unfortunately, but the limerick is still okay:

A sword of shining silver,
Is what it takes to kill her,
A Succubus,
Will fight and cuss,
Until a blow shall still her.

 

[Ace]

There once was a land called Umbragia

Which was set in a sort of Middle age'ia

It had many monsters

But not many sponsers

and didn't make David a wage'ia

 

[Sheridan]

My limerick!

I once played an elf from Blackmoor,
whose AC was a pitiful four.
He got smashed on the head
by an orc; 'till dead.
Now I don't play him no more.



*Sheridan

 

[Ace]

BUMP

Sorry but this is too much fun to let sink

 

[Maerdwyn]

It's my turn to get up on the stump;
But I'll certainly feel like a chump
If after reading past mine,
KDLadage does opine,
That the winner posted after my bump.