First off, I loved the movie. I really felt like I was watching a comic book come to life, which was all that counted.
Now, on to Ebert's review... It's been mentioned a time or two. Good ole' Roger Ebert wrote a rather pessimistic review of Spider-Man, which included a comment that just had me laughing my posterior off. In regard to Peter discovering his powers "...but insufficiently amazed (or frightened) by them".
Oh man, now
that was priceless. Now, what would you do if you got bitten by a spider? Really? If there was one missing from the "super spider" display and I was bitten by one, I might have told the scientist and asked if there was anything I they needed to do.
If I dismissed the possibility of the super-spider biting me, but still felt really poorly a few hours later, wouldn't you have told your guardians? I know if I was feeling as bad as Peter seemed to be, the last thing I would do would be to lock myself in my room.
How about you just dismissed that as stomach flu, but next morning you were able to see without glasses for the first day in your life? I've had to wear glasses since the fourth grade, if I woke up able to see without them, I'd be running downstairs carolling for joy. Discovering I suddenly has muscles... I might start to get freaked. Finding that I stuck to things, could shoot webs out of my wrists, and had better reflexes than than Michael Jordan? I'd wonder what the hell was wrong with me.
What would Peter would have done in the "real world"? Probably spent his transformation in a hospital and the rest of his life in a scientific institute. Wow, that makes a great movie.
Lighten up Ebert, if people in comic books reacted to their powers the way that most people probably would, the plot would come to a total standstill. What would be the point? You don't want a hero to be too awed or scared of his own powers. You have to have them be comfortable with them and use them, so that they can battle evil. I thought Peter's little "kid with a new toy" scenes where he explored his powers were great. Just enough for believeability without straying into dull reality.
