Re: Swooning with delight.....
Totally agree. This thread has been great.
Dead bang! Percentages are great for sports, taxes, and rpg's.
Trying to define or codify society or people with numbers or percenages is a waste of time. Pretty insulting, too. IMO.
I'll take your word for it. I didn't get fat until i got older. But i did see a lot of guys hassling other kids who were fat......i never did.....
ewwww.
She maintains all that after having 3 kids! Your wife is my new hero, Warlord!
Dang.
So true. Back in the day, the fun was all outside. Nowadays the fun (and safety in my neighborhood) is inside.
Yeah, i heard about this. That made me laugh pretty hard. The funny part was that around here Dodge ball was the way for the little kids to get over on the big kids. Us big guys make great targets and will lose a lot of the times. So much for the little kid's self esteem! All computer classes and no dodge ball makes Johnny a fat kid!!
This is mostly true. But there is some truth to the matter that having a gun means to don't have to be fit. I see some old buds on the street that wouldn't scare me or be able to deal with me these days (and i'm out of shape!!) unless they HAD a gun on them. I see some fat guys on the street talk a lot more $#%& that would get their their @sses handed to them if it wasn't common knowlege they were carrying. Thats all i was saying.
Warlord Ralts said:I LOVE this topic. Number one, I love the fact that this has not degenerated into a flame war.
Totally agree. This thread has been great.
Warlord Ralts said:Everyone has been tossing around stats. I will not. For one simple reason. I can prove that sunspots, combined with gorrillas in the Congo jungle, is the number one reason for murders. I can prove anything you want with stats, just like so many news and scientific groups do. (That's a topic for another thread though)
Dead bang! Percentages are great for sports, taxes, and rpg's.

Trying to define or codify society or people with numbers or percenages is a waste of time. Pretty insulting, too. IMO.
Warlord Ralts said:So, I'll start with emotional.
Fat kids are tormented beyond belief. (So are skinny kids, different kids, or unpopular kids)
I'll take your word for it. I didn't get fat until i got older. But i did see a lot of guys hassling other kids who were fat......i never did.....

Warlord Ralts said:Media
Ally McBeal is seen as sexy.
ewwww.
Warlord Ralts said:RIGHT THERE! That's another problem. Now my wife could have picked up Hootie and snapped her over one knee with no problems. Hell, the woman curls over 100 lbs (over 25kg for our metric friends) and Hootie only wieghs over 100lbs because of the silicon jabbed into her.
Perceptions. Thanks to media, even though my wife is in excellent shape, is stronger than many men, and a combat vet, she's fat. She's overwieght. She needs to lose 50-100lbs.
BS
She's 30 and in better shape than most people. She can dance all night, work all day, and still have time for **ahem** with me
She maintains all that after having 3 kids! Your wife is my new hero, Warlord!
Dang.

Warlord Ralts said:Entertainment
Now, what will most kids do. It's bright and sunny outside. They play video games.
OK, let's look at why....
So true. Back in the day, the fun was all outside. Nowadays the fun (and safety in my neighborhood) is inside.
Warlord Ralts said:Now, people are petitioning American schools to get rid of dodge ball. Why? Because it damages childrens self esteem. Cowflop. Because someone might get hurt? So what, I could get run over by a runaway icecream truck driven by a bigfoot who is hopped up on crank.
Yeah, i heard about this. That made me laugh pretty hard. The funny part was that around here Dodge ball was the way for the little kids to get over on the big kids. Us big guys make great targets and will lose a lot of the times. So much for the little kid's self esteem! All computer classes and no dodge ball makes Johnny a fat kid!!

Warlord Ralts said:Guns
I know, it's all because of guns! We shoot each other over food! Or we kill our nieghbors, and eat them! See, we are all secret cannibals.
I love those statistics. Guns kill people. Really? Then mine must be defective. I've had a shotgun for 10 years, and guess what, it's never killed anyone on it's own. I must have gotten gypped.
People kill people. Plain and simple.
Please, the alrgest causulty producing single event on America soil was not performed with guns. It was performed with box-cutters, razor blades, scissors, and ultimately, 3 airplanes.
Now THAT caused people to eat more. Stress. Stress causes overeating.
Guns don't. Ever try to eat a gun? No matter how much I season it, it is still tough and tastes bad.
Crime (whether done with a gun, or a troll-doll) doesn't directly cause obesity. You don't get jacked for your loaf of bread and Kentucky Fried Chicken, you get jacked for your wallet.
Then you go home an eat 2 pizza's and a gallon of icecream.
This is mostly true. But there is some truth to the matter that having a gun means to don't have to be fit. I see some old buds on the street that wouldn't scare me or be able to deal with me these days (and i'm out of shape!!) unless they HAD a gun on them. I see some fat guys on the street talk a lot more $#%& that would get their their @sses handed to them if it wasn't common knowlege they were carrying. Thats all i was saying.
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