Pants!

Sir Elton

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Anyone have panty theives as thugs in their regular games just to spice things up? Men stealing a girl adventurer's underwear can make for some funny roleplaying. :lol:
 

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No, but one of the last characters I played in 2e was a ranger obsessed with his pants. I think it came down to I had to buy new pants in the first adventure, and they were 2gp (the price in the PHB), which was a lot of money at that level (I think we started at 3rd level, but with 1st level starting money). I was fascinated that the only pants-seller in town was charging what it cost to feed a family of peasants for months. My ranger thought these must be the greatest pants ever in the history of trouser leggings.

In that module we were clearing out some catacombs on the edge of town, and after several days of fighting ghouls and slogging through swamp water and digging up catacomb entrances, my character would be livid that his 2gp pants were ruined. Every time we'd come back to town to resupply, the first place my character would march off to-- usually with great self-supplied fanfare-- was the pants store.
 

We played a truly awesome Traveller game where one character was a rather lecherous professor type. He would regularly steal women's panties whenever he could (preferrably slightly soiled). He even found in-game uses for them afterward. That's showbiz, baby.
 


Mark Hope said:
We played a truly awesome Traveller game where one character was a rather lecherous professor type. He would regularly steal women's panties whenever he could (preferrably slightly soiled). He even found in-game uses for them afterward. That's showbiz, baby.
I thought we'd all agreed never to talk about that game ever again :)
 

Pants said:
For a minute there.... I thought this thread was directed at me. :(

:lol:

Actually, it's about panty raiders and the funny sequences that can come from them. Or serious, if a girl decided to be distraught instead of mad (but we know women adventurers would never become a girl in distress ;) )
 


Pants said:
For a minute there.... I thought this thread was directed at me. :(
Me, too. I came here looking for some cool and nasty monsters...but all I got was panties.

I'm not sure how I feel about that. :\
 

TarionzCousin said:
Me, too. I came here looking for some cool and nasty monsters...but all I got was panties.

How about underpants gnomes? Could we stat them out maybe?

Cheers, -- N
 


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