[SBLOCK=Me and my crazy theories]Yeah, well I know something is up with him because he caused trouble for our cheating cleric at the drinking contest (I helped him cheat by suggesting the cleric cast Delay Poison, thus ignoring the drinks until later).
Still can't be as funny as Drakthar's Way--
Adventure Start: "Mr Skeletor-Guard-Captain, it is clear to me that Cauldron is under attack by a vampire. We'll take care of the vampire for you and be back tomorrow." "A vampire? Are you sure? I don't know..." "Yes, a vampire."
Later: "Alcyone, why did you tell him it was a vampire? We don't actually have any clues at all except that scrawling on the wall in Goblin that said 'Long live Drakthar'. " "I don't know--seems like a vampire. Speaking of which--I've taken the liberty of buying everyone alchemical silver weapons. I've also prepared Magic Weapon so you can cut through a vampire's DR."
More Later: "Sir, here's the head of the vampire, as promised." "There actually was a vampire? It seems that I misjudged your investigative skills, my apologies."[/SBLOCK]