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[PBP] Tholestia Chapter 2: Quest for the Lore of Saljara the Many Faceted

To keep the spirit up, Tycho starts to sing a song for the ladies... But fellerss listen closely:

You don’t always have to :):):):) her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right.. to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And :):):):)in' give her some smooches too.

Sometimes you've got to squeeze,
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you got to say hey,
I’m gonna :):):):) you softly,
I’m gonna screw you gently,
I’m gonna hump you sweetly,
I’m gonna ball you discreetly.

Then you say hey I brought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That’s :):):):)in' TEAMWORK!

What’s your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it but
I’ll order it from Zanzibar.

And then I’m gonna love you completely,
And then I'll :):):):)in :):):):) you discreetly.
And then I'll :):):):)in bone you completely
But then I’m gonna :):):):) you hard.


[wondering what will be bleeped away and what can stay...]
 
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uneasy due to the doomy forest wulf says:

this forest is all but pleasant......I have the feeling we are in for a nasty suprise... and it is not going to be a pinata....the only thing hanging above our heads is foul magic
 
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After traveling a bit further I make a signal that everyone should know to be the signal for "Halt". I seem to be searching the ground more thorough then before. After I'm done I make the signal for "move out" and I continue my way in a slighty changed direction.
 
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A low echoing metallic voice bellows from the deep forest "Are you looking for adventure...? You doomed souls... mortals do not survive, let alone thrive, in this forest... you should know that by now, if you have come this far already."
 


"I have not met you before you insignificant young warrior... I do not know what you are referring to. Before I destroy you, what are you all doing here? I still have some of my mortal curiosity to be satisfied. Answer me!"
 
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"We do not want to be freed foolish mortal! We enjoy our immortaility! Strike!"

(OOC: Email me your initiatives everyone!)
 

From the darkness behind you suddenly comes a shadowy dark translucent halfling, obviously a wraith. The halfling is wielding shadowy wraith like daggers and wearing dark translucent leather armour.

Initiative Round 1 (no surprise round).

Halfling Wraith: 28
Tycho: 21
Kheldev: 17
Elf Wraith: 16
Wulf: 16
Ilan: 10
Deepwinter 7: 10
Diactum: 5

(no metagaming please for already knowing the exact initiative of another opponent than this one.)

The Halfling flies towards Wulf, making a powerful lunge towards Wulf's lungs. Very quickly the halfling strikes and retracts his hand, leaving Wulf to cough up a disgusting dark mist, similar to ashes. Breathing then becomes very hard for Wulf, who completely failed to resist the wraith's assault on his health.

(Wulf: 19 damage, 2 permanent constitution drain.)

Tycho is the first to recover his senses and act.
 
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