P'Cat in the Hat

[Knightfall]

Can you rhyme like Dr Seuss? And better yet, can you work in you favorite EN World celeb. It doesn't have to be Mr. P.Kitty, it could be another story hour author or one of the moderators. I think I'll leave this 'fun' little thread here and see who picks it up.

I'm too tired to try this right now.
Besides I'm not the best, I don't know how.
Perhaps Whisperfoot can rhyme something for us.
But if not him, then who, no, could it be, Morrus.

Cheers!

KF72

 

[Hypersmurf]

Well, Piratecat's already been immortalised in Sagiro's brilliant Rat Bastard.

You can find it here...

-Hyp.

 

[HellHound]

Aha...

Found 'im!

 

[KidCthulhu]

Holy Firking Snit, Hellhound. Don't do that to me while I'm at work! Sudden, unexplained outbursts of laughter tends to draw funnly looks from your fellow cubicle drones.

 

[Knightfall]

Aha...

Found 'im!

That's really great, nice work Hellhound
I knew the Pirate Cat in the Hat could be found.

Heh...

KF72

 

[Ashy]

LOL!!!!!!!


Doesn't he need a patch over his eye or somefin?

 

[Greatwyrm]

The patch isn't a patch,
but more of a hatch.
Thus his eye may look out
if the first one's in doubt.

After all, he's one of the hosts
who checks on our posts.
Entertained every day
by what we all say.

With hatch-patch and hook,
he does give a look
to see if what you said
will close out the thread.

 

[Knightfall]

Excellent work greatwyrm, keep 'em coming people!

 

[Henry]

Ode to Mrs. Paul's

One Fish, Two Fish,
Evil Fish, Thoobel Fish.
Regardless the tale of said peg-legged cat
the meanest are those concerning combat.
Defenders of Daybreak aver with a sigh
the rat-bastardly cat makes them die, die, die, die.

Take as a case the Githzerai Monk,
One touch from a fish-priest, and he's fit to be drunk!
That fishy Blel-Plibbit, with one mighty wish
invented a dish called Velendo-kebob-shish!

Just when the Defenders have fins well in hand,
Big fish-men, half-lobster, cause chaos unplanned!
They phase in and out of planes most ethereal,
Causing Stone Bear to fountain blood most arterial.

Would you fight them on ponds of ice?
Would you fight them with loaded dice?
Would you fight them at any price?
Heck no my friend, I would surely think twice.

'Twas fortunate for our heroes' sad plight,
They had the good fortune of Agar's keen sight.
Otherwise, most tragic would be this whole fight.

As exciting as such tales of death surely must be,
PCat, my dear friend, could you dole out some XP?
The defenders have suffered a heinous bad streak
Cut them a break... At least 'till next week...

 

[orchid blossom]

Ode to Mrs. Paul's

One Fish, Two Fish,
Evil Fish, Thoobel Fish.
Regardless the tale of said peg-legged cat
the meanest are those concerning combat.
Defenders of Daybreak aver with a sigh
the rat-bastardly cat makes them die, die, die, die.

Take as a case the Githzerai Monk,
One touch from a fish-priest, and he's fit to be drunk!
That fishy Blel-Plibbit, with one mighty wish
invented a dish called Velendo-kebob-shish!

Just when the Defenders have fins well in hand,
Big fish-men, half-lobster, cause chaos unplanned!
They phase in and out of planes most ethereal,
Causing Stone Bear to fountain blood most arterial.

Would you fight them on ponds of ice?
Would you fight them with loaded dice?
Would you fight them at any price?
Heck no my friend, I would surely think twice.

'Twas fortunate for our heroes' sad plight,
They had the good fortune of Agar's keen sight.
Otherwise, most tragic would be this whole fight.

As exciting as such tales of death surely must be,
PCat, my dear friend, could you dole out some XP?
The defenders have suffered a heinous bad streak
Cut them a break... At least 'till next week...

Did you post this over in the story hour too? They'd love it over there.