5E PHB shows up in Target.

[darjr]

I don’t know how wide spread this is. But you bet I’ll stop by my local target.

not just the starter or essentials box, but the PHB is inTarget.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1184881465626185728

 

[Parmandur]

Best part, it's in personal growth.

 

[Parmandur]

So, just checking Target's website, there are currently two copies in stock at my local store, and it is at a reduced price, mere feet from where they sell M:tG cards:

 

[Xenonnonex]

I like how it is under personal growth.

 

[lowkey13]

Now, if they only start carrying it at B. Dalton again!

(looks stuff up)

Oh, never mind. I am hip to the retailing of today!

 

[darjr]

What’s up fellow retail customers

 

[not-so-newguy]

Next...Starbucks. When you can enjoy your mocho-choco-pumpkin spiced-half decaf-three quarters almond milk-one eighth half and half-one eighth whole milk Latte with your newly bought PHB, then...and only then, can you say the DnD has finally made the big time. Forget that featured movie crap. It’s all about the Starbucks.

 

[Leatherhead]

Next...Starbucks. When you can enjoy your mocho-choco-pumpkin spiced-half decaf-three quarters almond milk-one eighth half and half-one eighth whole milk Latte with your newly bought PHB, then...and only then, can you say the DnD has finally made the big time. Forget that featured movie crap. It’s all about the Starbucks.

I know this is a joke, but every Target and Barnes & Noble around my city has an integrated Starbucks bar right inside the building.

 

[not-so-newguy]

I know this is a joke, but every Target and Barnes & Noble around my city has an integrated Starbucks bar right inside the building.

 

[Samloyal23]

I once snuck a stack of four copies of "Warriors of Heaven", the AD&D book on angels, into a Christian bookstore and put them on a shelf. Then I had a friend go in the store an hour later and try to buy one of them. Confusion and exploding minds ensued...

 

[Ruin Explorer]

Next...Starbucks. When you can enjoy your mocho-choco-pumpkin spiced-half decaf-three quarters almond milk-one eighth half and half-one eighth whole milk Latte with your newly bought PHB, then...and only then, can you say the DnD has finally made the big time. Forget that featured movie crap. It’s all about the Starbucks.

Honestly fast food and coffee joints are missing a trick by not giving out branded dice. D6 where the 6 is the Starbucks Mermaid or d20 where the 20 is McDonald's M anyone? Pizza places would be particularly well served by this because so many groups order pizza during the game.

 

[Rellott]

Honestly fast food and coffee joints are missing a trick by not giving out branded dice. D6 where the 6 is the Starbucks Mermaid or d20 where the 20 is McDonald's M anyone? Pizza places would be particularly well served by this because so many groups order pizza during the game.

A Domino’s Pizza die might create confusion, what with it having more pips to read. Maybe put the logo on the 3 side?

 

[Samloyal23]

A Domino’s Pizza die might create confusion, what with it having more pips to read. Maybe put the logo on the 3 side?

How about a figure instead? Like a pizza delivery guy lead figure...

 

[Paul Farquhar]

How about a figure instead? Like a pizza delivery guy lead figure...

Lead?!!!!!

 

[RSIxidor]

How about a figure instead? Like a pizza delivery guy lead figure...

Nah, pizza-box themed dice box.

 

[Samloyal23]

Bingo!^^^

 

[aco175]

Dungeons and Drag...

My mind just went in a totally different direction.

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

Honestly fast food and coffee joints are missing a trick by not giving out branded dice. D6 where the 6 is the Starbucks Mermaid or d20 where the 20 is McDonald's M anyone? Pizza places would be particularly well served by this because so many groups order pizza during the game.

Wendy’s is already there with their own rpg, just don’t have dice or minis for sale at the stores yet.

 

[Samloyal23]

Wendy’s is already there with their own rpg, just don’t have dice or minis for sale at the stores yet.

I heard their RPG as a decent set of rules and lots of crunchy bits that can be ported into other games without too much work.

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

I heard their RPG as a decent set of rules and lots of crunchy bits that can be ported into other games without too much work.

Frankly, I am disappointed that nobody else has already grabbed it and run with it somewhere. It seems it will be up to ME to do something more with it than just be silly about fast food franchises... Was hoping someone would save me the trouble...