possibly not a real thread

[Mathew_Freeman]

He may have gotten the rematch already or not, but he still definitely lost. Maybe he should or should not learn and understand the rules of the match?

I both do and do not agree with what may or may not have been a post.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

I both do and do not agree with what may or may not have been a post.

in what may or may not have been a thread on something that may not or may definitely be a message board.

 

[darjr]

Or maybe not?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Having recently been "schrödingerized," perhaps I could help adjudicate in the advent of the cat's death (or even non-death)?

That can't be definitely proven. I propose an theory: Schrödinger's DannyAlcatraz! If you place an black metalhead* in a party, against environmentally induced quantum decoherence, that black Metalhead will be either DannyAlcatraz, or not, or both simultaneously. However, if you ask him his name, his response will be either "yes,", "no," "Why do you ask," or a punch in the face.
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*As implied by this thread, it is assumed that black metalheads are exceedingly rare. Therefore, there is a high quantum probability that any black metalhead will be DannyAlcatraz especially if they also practice law, play dnd, or are highly educated.

Or maybe I can't.

 

[Vorput]

I think the longevity of this thread has proved that it is indeed not a real thread.

 

[DreadPirateMurphy]

I post, therefore I am...and, quid pro quo prove that the thread MUST exist.

Those who dispute my existence are obviously imaginary, and should try being more positive.

 

[ProfessorCirno]

I am possibly not a real professor.

I possibly am.

 

[Jack7]

Having recently been "schrödingerized,"

Dan, I don't think that's legal in Texas, but it may still be in Alcatraz. So I'll take your word for it.

... And ACROBAT is more than just a READER...

Like THIEF is more than just a CUTPURSE?

Those who dispute my existence are obviously imaginary, and should try being more positive.

Sometimes I positively dispute that I'm imaginary. So we could be even. Unless you got some kinda bonus I don't know about yet.

Possibly not a real win.

It's never a real win unless you get to keep the winnings. Otherwise it's just a story you tell your buddies to cover the fact that nobody is gettin paid.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Having recently been "schrödingerized,"

That sounds dirty... where's a doll when you need one?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I can say without fear of contradiction that I have never been touched on my schrödinger.