Bob Aberton
First Post
Lord Meiron of Dwellyn's Glen...
...a 4nd level Aristocrat. I'm totally serious. He was also abvout 5 feet tall, plump, and was a borderline cross-dresser (he dressed in very effeminate styles, wore perfume and makeup, but never actually wore women's clothes, at least in public.).
Doesn't sound very intimidating, does he? He isn't. It's his friends and the sheer amount of connections he has that are scary. At the time my campaign ended, he had an immensely complicated, Machiavellian scheme to incite a three-way war between the neighboring fiefs, while simultaneously playing two rival clans of dwarves off against one another, arming the discontented peasants of the region, and then using a Great Wyrm Red Dragon to wipe out the remains. The noble Knights of the Golden Guard would then wipe out the dragon for him (because killing dragons is what they do), and he would iniate a massive land-grab.
He probably would have succeeded, too - the campaign ended right before he put his scheme into action. Had he known the players were working against him, legions of assassins who owed favors to him would have killed the PCs in a twinkling...
...a 4nd level Aristocrat. I'm totally serious. He was also abvout 5 feet tall, plump, and was a borderline cross-dresser (he dressed in very effeminate styles, wore perfume and makeup, but never actually wore women's clothes, at least in public.).
Doesn't sound very intimidating, does he? He isn't. It's his friends and the sheer amount of connections he has that are scary. At the time my campaign ended, he had an immensely complicated, Machiavellian scheme to incite a three-way war between the neighboring fiefs, while simultaneously playing two rival clans of dwarves off against one another, arming the discontented peasants of the region, and then using a Great Wyrm Red Dragon to wipe out the remains. The noble Knights of the Golden Guard would then wipe out the dragon for him (because killing dragons is what they do), and he would iniate a massive land-grab.
He probably would have succeeded, too - the campaign ended right before he put his scheme into action. Had he known the players were working against him, legions of assassins who owed favors to him would have killed the PCs in a twinkling...