Potions

I like the rabid squirrels, though I would have changed them to rabid dire weasels with a crotch fetish :)

30 - You wake up with your hand between two "pillows". The ogre isn't impressed.

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32 - Iridescent bubbles pour forth from every bodily orifice of the drinker.

33 - For the next 1d7 minutes, the drinker must sing "Tiny Bubbles"

34 - For the next 1d30 rounds, the drinker must perform the Macarena.

35 - For the next 1d16 hours, the drinkers hands are glued together (back-to-back).

36 - For the next 1d3 minutes, the drinkers vocalizations appear as solid three-dimensional letters (as in Yellow Submarine)

37 - For the next 1d5 hours, the drinker cannot speak in his normal voice, but must use some form of vocal contortion instead.

38 - The user is polymorphed into a Toon version of themselves.

Edit: Fixed the numbers. Sorry guys, lost my net connection...
 
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41 - Your skin breaks out in polka-dot mushrooms.

42 - You discover the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Unfortunately, you don't know the question.

43 - You are must whistle the theme song to the "Andy Griffith Show" for the next 1d4 hours.

44 - You turn into a giantic mutant flying eyeball for the next 5 minutes.
 

45 - You become a red half-dragon troll, and every hour encounter 2d% Munchkin-Killers.

46 - You are under the effect of a persistant time stop.

47 - You are under the effect of "Munchkin's Transformation", which gives you 10 + int skill points, all skills are class skills, DR 10/- that works for everything, not only weapons, get the BAB of a fighter, gain 1d20 temporal HP per level, get a 3d6 enhancement on every ability score, are hasted, can take as much 5ft-steps as you want, and dual wield two +1 keen keen keen keen keen flaming burst flaming burst mercurial greatswords, for which you gain weapon focus, weapon specialization, and improved critical.

48 - You get effective INT and WIS 3, and then one wish, which you must use immediately, for a nonstandard benefit.

49 - for 1d4 hours, you are compelle do insult every deity you know the name of. This is a mind-effecting compulsion.

50 - you come under a geas, which cannot be broken except by a god or god-like being of DR 1+, and must seek out and kill Fzoul Chembryl, all Holy Ones of the Cult of the Dragon, the Zulkirs of Thay and all the Princes of Shade.
 

51 - The drinker cannot use the letter "e" while speaking. If he does, he suffers 1d4 points of subdual damage for every use of said letter. The effect lasts for a day. This is a mind-affecting compulsion.

52 - The drinker's bones turn to butterscotch-flavored jell-o.

53 - The drinker is compelled to "silly walk" for the next 12 hours. His speed is reduced by half. Mind-affecting compulsion.

(in the same vein)

54 - The drinker suffers 1d6 points of subdual damage everytime the word "it" is uttered in his presence, even if the drinker is deaf or silenced. It doesn't work if the drinker doesn't understand the speaker's language. If the drinker himself says the word, he suffers 1d6 real damage. The effects last for 1d4 hours

55 - The drinker can't stand spam.

(non-MP)

56 - The drinker is allergic to pants for the next 48 hours.
 


58 - You do exactly the opposite of what you would normally do

59 - Every minute, your alignment is randomly determined (roll 1d3 for g/n/e, and another for l/n/c)

60 - You randomly change shape every other round (use the reincarnation table)

61 - You randomly change class every other round.

62 - You get an unstillable appetite for turnips (reroll if gnome)

63 - Uncontrolled hairgrowth on the whole body

64 - All your hair falls out.

65 - Your spoken/written language randomly changes every round (you don't notice that)

66 - Your understood languages randomly change every round.

67 - You must walk on your hands and can fight/cast spells with your feet only.

68 - You turn translucent

69 - Once a round, roll 1d4: an even number means you turn invisible, an odd number means you turn visible again, and start to glow pink.

70 - You can see into the ethereal plane. ONLY.
 

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