Questions You Want Answered When You Die

[Crothian]

I saw an arrangement like that.

The cafeteria was a McDonalds. All the cardiologists ate there, the logic of which escapes me to this day.

I was left wondering on so many levels...

Some of my friends in health care that are nurses and doctors have some of the worst eating habits of the people I know. I don't get it either.

 

[El Mahdi]

A local hospital has the cafeteria and morgue in the basement. They share a common wall. I always wondered if they share a common freezer as well.

...or if the Head Chef is also the Chief Morgue Attendent.

Her name is probably Formaldeheidi...

 

[Relique du Madde]

Maybe they found the cure for everything and are not sharing their knowledge.

 

[Aeolius]

Her name is probably Formaldeheidi...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TehqUzFHhBE"]Harry the Head[/ame]

"I can live forever in formaldehyde..."

 

[Orius]

Which are kewler- Pirates or Ninjas?

Everyone knows the answers is Pirates.

Why did Firefly really get canceled?

I'm sure the answer would involve Fox and sucking.

 

[Graybeard]

Interesting discussion. Some of the questions I would have include:

What would my life have been like if I had made different choices? (think of that movie with Jim Belushi)

Have I ever had past lives?

and since I have been working on my family genealogy for years now:

Who were my Great Great grandfather's parents and where was he born?

 

[Dragon Sin-Camealot]

How many times has life happened? Explanations for abstract ideas like how something natural can be made better and/or worse?

 

[Tw33k]

First, a reminder that discussing religion is not allowed at ENWorld.

Now, wouldn't it be nice to learn some things when you die? What are some questions you want answered?

1. What's up with the UFO's? Are there really aliens spying on us? How much do the governments of the world know?

2. How many times did my ex-wife/ex-girlfriends cheat on me and with whom?

3. How would my life have been different if I had:
A. Continued as a teacher?
B. Stayed in New York City?
C. Started dating my current girlfriend when we were both in high school instead of fifteen years later?

Im going to have to go with number 2 haha. I would like to know how often and with who my exes cheated with. I have to get this <a href="http://www.bcduplication.com" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255) ! important; text-decoration: none ! important; cursor: default ! important;">dvd printing</a> done but now I think Im going to be pondering this all day - thanks

 

[TarionzCousin]

There are some questions which you're better off not asking. Remember that you'll have to go for however long you last in the afterlife with this in your mind.

If you had reason to question the faithfulness of your partner, your should have dealt with it in life - it isn't like knowing the exact number and their names is going to make you rest easier in your foreverafter. If you didn't have reason to question, then don't frackin' question. But let the mortal relationships lie.

I'm not sitting around wondering this all the time. I was just trying to come up with as many questions as I could. Plus, I know that H got herpes while we were supposedly monogamously dating and I didn't give it to her. Ha! Instant karma, baby.

Have I ever had past lives?

I like this question. A follow-up: when people "remember" past lives, are they really remembering past lives?

Are there any real psychics?

How does quantum physics really work? No, really.

Also, how can i^2 possibly equal negative one? That's crazy talk!

 

[jaerdaph]

"So if I kill you and take your stuff like Cyric did in the Forgotten Realms Avatar Trilogy, do I get your job and portfolio too?"