Race Elimination - Dwarf vs. Eladrin!

[Ryujin]

I can't believe that a bunch of stumpy alcoholics with no sense of humour are beating out teleporting virtual immortals.

 

[Garris]

I can't believe that a bunch of stumpy alcoholics with no sense of humour are beating out teleporting virtual immortals.

And now they have beaten out teleporting fairy elves.

 

[Artoomis]

I can't believe that a bunch of stumpy alcoholics with no sense of humour are beating out teleporting virtual immortals.

Who else can lay claim to (credit to tvtropes.org):

You know them. Gruff, gold-loving, blunt-speaking, Scottish-accented, Viking-helmed, alcohol-swilling, Elf-hating, ax-swinging, stout, long-bearded, stolid and unimaginative, boastful of their battle prowess and their vast echoing underground halls and mainly just the fact that they are Dwarves.

That's just too cool.

 

[Journeymanmage]

Who else can lay claim to (credit to tvtropes.com):

tvtropes.org

 

[ourchair]

The feykind were split simply to differentiate between:

*Elves - an acceptable type of fierce adventurer with some combination of wanderlust and nature loving that can be subjected to meaningful plot hooks


*Eladrin - the people who are at the table solely to have a license to pretend they are a haughty and effeminate hermaphroditic androgyne (see also: Witchalok).

 

[Storminator]

Our DM voted three times at our table:

Dead dwarf PCs - 0
Dead eladrin PCs - 3

Dwarves for the win!

PS

 

[Garris]

*Eladrin - the people who are at the table solely to have a license to pretend they are a haughty and effeminate hermaphroditic androgyne (see also: Witchalok).

Pretty harsh criticism of the second least unpopular race on this forum.