D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants


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Are you even reading this thread? Redshirt already stated: SCHROEDER IS IN PEANUTS! I can't take any of your posts seriously any more./ragequit Ichneumon

:rollseyes: Come on now - that wasn't the famous Austrian particle-pusher. It was the rat who lives down the sewers and mentors asskicking chelonians!

I feel compelled to reciprocate.

/teenagemutantninjaragequit Agamon
 
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Why isn't there an Inquisitor base class? Wizards aren't in constant fear of being possessed by demons. Do my choices even matter?

/dragonagequit

Thaumaturge.
 



What? Wizards have reasonable limitations and can't cast spells while wearing heavy armor and tanking everything?

Fighters are not wizard familiars?]

Rogues actually contribute?

My third-level wizard can't make a +15 vorpal sundering ghost-touch elf-bane gnome-bane human-bane orc-bane dwarf-bane halfling-bane goblinoid-bane goblin-bane humanoid-bane outsider-bane animal-bane fey-bane elemental-bane devil-bane demon-bane angel-bane good-bane evil-bane chaos-bane law-bane neutral-bane god-bane Batman-bane DM-bane everything-bane bane-bane sword of fiery shocking acidic cold positive negative nuclear burst? This is outrageous!

This game has things in common with WoW, such as: Swords, orcs, elves, medieval setting, demons, dungeons, dragons, multiple players. It obviously is an MMO-oriented version of DnD and I will not stand for the idea of such a game being released!

/ragequit
 
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What? Wizards have reasonable limitations and can't cast spells while wearing heavy armor and tanking everything?

Fighters are not wizard familiars?]

Rogues actually contribute?

My third-level wizard can't make a +15 vorpal sundering ghost-touch elf-bane gnome-bane human-bane orc-bane dwarf-bane halfling-bane goblinoid-bane goblin-bane humanoid-bane outsider-bane animal-bane fey-bane elemental-bane devil-bane demon-bane angel-bane good-bane evil-bane chaos-bane law-bane neutral-bane god-bane Batman-bane DM-bane everything-bane bane-bane sword of fiery shocking acidic cold positive negative nuclear burst? This is outrageous!

This game has things in common with WoW, such as: Swords, orcs, elves, medieval setting, demons, dungeons, dragons, multiple players. It obviously is an MMO-oriented version of DnD and I will not stand for the idea of such a game being released!

/ragequit

WoW was an MMO-oriented version of an MMO!

Had to /ragequit that one as well.
 



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