[Rant] Why Cheese??

[the Jester]

Why the 'Cheese' emporeum?

I know most people are in denial about this, folks, but hel-lo!! Did we all forget that cheese is the ultimate motivating force of all evil in the universe? Bad to invoke its name. Let it inside you, sure- not me, boy! No chance of that stuff gettin' to me, I tell ya what!

In fact, I avoid the whole cheese spectrum, from cottage cheese to ranch sauce. I recommend you all do the same.

Or, eventually, cheese will win. :\

 

[KidCthulhu]

Jester, I think I love you. I thought I was the only one who hates cheese. Bleagh, nasty curdled milk product. We can't eats it, gollum.

Is cheese a conductive evil, or evil in and of itself? I say the latter, in which case it's good that people eat it and destroy it before it's evil can spread. If they didn't eat it, the cheese would replicate and it's bacterial, milk based badness would conquer the world.

I don't think that eating cheese makes you evil. Although PirateCat and Sagiro do like cheese, and they're pretty damn evil. And I don't like cheese, and I'm as innocent and sweet as the day is long. Hmmm...

 

[Psychotic Jim]

So maybe we just need to cut the cheeze...

 

[the Jester]

Jester, I think I love you.

And we've barely met! But seriously, I think cheese was the primary cause of the fall of Rome. I mean, what else can explain it?

Lessons of the past, folks. Lessons of the past. Learn 'em- or relive 'em.

 

[Crothian]

Ya, darn that cheese, I'm sure those raving barbarians had nothing to do with the fall of Rome

So, what brings on this anti cheese movement? And do the people of Wisconsin know yet?

 

[Tallok]

cheese is godly! bow down and worship the power of the cheese!

 

[the Jester]

cheese is godly! bow down and worship the power of the cheese!

Ahh, poor Tallok, already lost all his free will.

 

[OfRiceAndHen]

But wasn't it Cheese Fondue that led to the cease in hostilities between Swiss Protestant city-folk and Catholic farmers during the Reformation?

 

[Tallok]

oh no, I control cheese! cheese will rule the world! of course I fought to run the cheese, it's the best food!

 

[Teflon Billy]

Cheese rules. There are precious few foods that do not beneft from the addition of cheese to them.


Evil! Feh, as if. :\