[Review] The Hulk

Just saw it MAJOR SPOILER...................................




























OK, its implied in the movie that Gen. Ross knows about the gamma accedent in the lab with Bruce. Since He knows Gamma rays did not kill Bruce, why would he think that a gamma bomb would kill the Hulk? Its like the end of Watchmen. The orginal accedent that turned the person into Dr. Manhattan did not kill Him, and then Ozmandous does the same thing to Dr. Manhattan. Thats my main beef with movie, how they thought they Killed Hulk.
 

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i AM a comic book geek. i never deny it.
maybe some of my points weren't clear since i wrote at 4am.
so i'll try again.

in the original hulk #1... bruce is a wimpy scientist working for the us govt under general thunderbolt ross. his parter is igor, the russian spy. betty is just a girl. cuz a woman scientist is just crazy talk. they arent testing animal mutations, they are testing a gamma BOMB. a big explosive weapon-type device. a random cool teenager wanders onto the testing ground on a dare, bruce goes out to save him, and gets caught in the blast. hundreds of issues later it is suggested that bruce becomes the hulk due to pent-up anger at the child abuse he suffered as a kid.

im not saying that the movie should have had igor, rick and plain betty or its mandatory to call gen ross thunderbolt. but i do always think its important to note WHAT they cut out. did they feel rick was too robin-ish? is giving an army general a nickname too "comicbooky?" (although ive apparently been corrected, thanks for the headsup mark, ill check that out in 6 months on the dvd) i understand some of the changes but others i just wonder about...

if you cut out the russian spy because he'd be dated, make betty a scientist because women cant just be damsels in distress anymore and tell the origin with bomb and rick.... it takes 10 minutes. adding the father in a mad-scientist stopped by gen ross and bruce as an already mutated child who is then givien up for adoption etc etc just makes the backstory MORE complicated and more "silly" . which is exactly what the mainstream movie-goer doesnt like about comic book movies. throw in hulk-dogs, abosrobing-dad becoming a giant jellyfish-like blob and the movie has reached a level of TOTAL GOOFINESS while attempting to be a serious movie.

there is no way a person who "wouldnt be caught dead at a comic book movie" would 1> go see HULK in the first place and there is no way that they OR the regular non-comicgeek moviegoer would be able to sit through the goofiness of the dogs and the blob. i think hulks "caveman-talk" is less goofy than either of these.

and to make my review clear: if youre not a comic/scifi geek you will not like this movie...dont bother. if you ARE a comic/scifi geek you will still NOT like this movie, but you should see it because it comes with the job description, and you have a better chance of at least appreciating SOME of it.
 

and one question for roger ebert...isnt ROAD TO PERDITION the comic book movie for people who wouldnt be caught dead at a comic book movie?

thats what i wouldve picked to fit that desciption...
 

stevelabny said:
im not saying that the movie should have had igor, rick and plain betty or its mandatory to call gen ross thunderbolt. but i do always think its important to note WHAT they cut out. did they feel rick was too robin-ish? is giving an army general a nickname too "comicbooky?" (although ive apparently been corrected, thanks for the headsup mark, ill check that out in 6 months on the dvd) i understand some of the changes but others i just wonder about...

The movie got streamlined down to it's basic parts. Banner/Hulk is the center of it all, Betty Ross actually has a substantial role in the plot. General Ross is there to try and stop the Hulk. You mention about "complicating" the plot: wouldn't it be complicating the plot by tossing in Russian spies & sidekicks into it? For what purpose other than to stay as close to canon as possible?

That leads to: What's the point of having Rick in this origin story? As a potential victim for Banner to save? What would Rick do afterwards? If it's to "calm" the Hulk down, there's Betty there already. It would be inane to toss in stuff from the comics just because it was in the comics.

The principle characters and the basic plot are there.

if you cut out the russian spy because he'd be dated, make betty a scientist because women cant just be damsels in distress anymore and tell the origin with bomb and rick.... it takes 10 minutes. adding the father in a mad-scientist stopped by gen ross and bruce as an already mutated child who is then givien up for adoption etc etc just makes the backstory MORE complicated and more "silly" . which is exactly what the mainstream movie-goer doesnt like about comic book movies. throw in hulk-dogs, abosrobing-dad becoming a giant jellyfish-like blob and the movie has reached a level of TOTAL GOOFINESS while attempting to be a serious movie.

Russian Spy (or any spy): what's the point? How does that actually add to the story? It's just a needless plotline to "complicate" the plot even more, which is what I thought you were against.
Betty Ross as a damsel in distress: um...yes, the Hulk did save her from the dogs. She is also Bruce's co-worker. We are in the 21st century and there are more women in the workforce, so it's not like it's unbelievable.

I don't think you understand that the backstory WAS the story. Maybe that's why you think the backstory was "complicated" - it's the entire plot of the movie!


there is no way a person who "wouldnt be caught dead at a comic book movie" would 1> go see HULK in the first place and there is no way that they OR the regular non-comicgeek moviegoer would be able to sit through the goofiness of the dogs and the blob. i think hulks "caveman-talk" is less goofy than either of these.

Um, you're assuming that:
1) If you don't like comic books, you wouldn't bother seeing the movie in the first place
2) If you do like comic books, you'll hate the movie because it's not exact to canon.

X-Men and Spider-Man proves you wrong right off the bat. Currently, the best selling comic books generally only sell 100,000 copies a month. With your logic, NO comic book movies will ever do well since comic book movies wouldn't survive if only 100K people show up (even for multiple viewings).

Exposure to these properties comes in a variety of ways.
-Hulk, Spider-Man & X-Men: all three have the current and prior comic book fans
-Hulk has the benefit of a TV show
-Spider-Man has had decades of multi-media exposure: several cartoon versions, Electric Company, etc.
-X-Men also has had a few cartoon incarnations as well.

Buzz that Hulk is not going to be a brainless smashemup might actually help as well.

Oh, and the Hulk in the TV show never spoke. Not exactly a "new" thing there.

and to make my review clear: if youre not a comic/scifi geek you will not like this movie...dont bother. if you ARE a comic/scifi geek you will still NOT like this movie, but you should see it because it comes with the job description, and you have a better chance of at least appreciating SOME of it.

You're still proving the point otherwise.
 

stevelabny said:
...snip... and to make my review clear: if youre not a comic/scifi geek you will not like this movie...dont bother. if you ARE a comic/scifi geek you will still NOT like this movie
So I will not like this film? Thanks for your precognitive movie review. I'll let you know if you were right, after I see it.

Just messing with ya, its been a long Friday...
 

*looks over at his collection of close to 1000 comics from upto 25years ago*
Welp i would say i'm an old school comic book geek haven't collected them for about 8years but i can say this:

Hulk is THE best comicbook superhero movie EVER..beats out Batman by a smidge.Great movie alotta fun with some depth
guy who played banner was perfect.
 

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Well I didn't hate it, but I think they could have gotten rid of the Connelly-Ross tension which took up a lot of screen time but added very little to the story. Furthermore, it muddled up the conflict b/w the Banners. One dysfunctional Father-Child r'ship is enough for a movie. ;)

I have to agree with the rotten ending though. I think one can tell from the script that the screenwriters probably aren't big comic book fans.
 
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default, youre completely mangling what im saying.
i dont expect or want igor in the movie
i do however think that that rick jones is a very important hulk character, since hes the pov character. and the hulks only friend. but i guess neither of those points is important.

i loved the spidey movie. i loved x1. i think x2 is one of the best movies ever. they are obviously not 100% faithful to continuity. i dont care. but you can clearly see the parts of those movies that appeal to the average movie-goer...i dont see ANY of this in hulk. by choosing to dump us into the story the way they did, we dont even get a good glimpse at the betty-bruce relationship and why we should care what happens to them. the only important interactions are betty-her dad and bruce-his dad. thats it. some artsy reviews have decided that the "deep, emotional theme of grown children dealing with their overbearing fathers" gives this movie depth and seriousness...but IT DOESNT. this movie has hulk-dogs and absorbo-blobs. even if the theme wasnt rammed down my throat and done well, there is no way anyone can take this movie seriously. some people blame it on the cg, but i say no... blame the numerous goofy moments of the plot.

i in NO WAY wanted a mindless smash-em-up but just because the movie isnt a mindless smashemup doesnt mean its good.
i wonder if maybe a mindless smashemup wouldnt have at least been more fun than this though.
 

stevelabny said:
man-thing

They're doing a movie of Man-Thing? What the heck series was he even in? Jeez, he takes the cake as the one comics character that couldn't maintain a movie on his own... replacing the previous holder of that position, Morbius (rights to a Morbius movie were picked up by the company doing Punisher). Just let him be in Spiderman 3 (he was a Spidey villain first, after all).

There's nothing wrong with the current trend of Marvel movies. I'm quite liking 'em. And movie companies can expand it to indie or DC comics, too. But please, let it not be an invitation to make movies of EVERY character just because they're Marvel.

Plus, who could play Morbius, with that funked-up nose and all? ;)
 
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