righty tightey, lefty loosey
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jonesy
A Wicked Kendragon
When the kender says 'oops', run. Faster you fool!
The sleeping dragon you see, isn't sleeping.
Never ever say 'it's only a kobold'.
When in doubt, overkill.
When the gnome activates his invention, stay behind that boulder. Yes, the one behind that mountain over the horizon.
The sleeping dragon you see, isn't sleeping.
Never ever say 'it's only a kobold'.
When in doubt, overkill.
When the gnome activates his invention, stay behind that boulder. Yes, the one behind that mountain over the horizon.
Kae'Yoss
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Dagger75 said:When ever you are exploring Dungeon,cave old castle, building what ever if you come to a fork in the road always take the one on the right first or to put it simply you take the right path
Funny. In our campaigns we always say "Real roleplayers go left"
Never enter an ass-kicking contest with a hamatula.
Always get the gentleman's true name and home plane.
Nothing you can possibly beat smiles after you crit it.
If the enemy's caugt with no way of escape, so are you.
If someone offers you first strike, take it (and prepare to run)
Don't insult a god if you're standing in his high temple. Or in any of his temples. And don't spit at his likeness. Especially don't take a leak on his likeness!
There's no greater sign of danger than the DM saying "It doesn't seem to be trapped"
Sometimes the shout of an owl is just that (DM remarks like "you hear an owl shooting" can result a three-hour-search - real time! - of a perfectly harmless and irrelevant forest)
If it works twice it doesn't mean it will work a third time!
Marimmar
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Here are some of our proverbs:
- The left way is always the right way.
- Always let someone else open the doors.
- If it rends, RUUUUUUUN!
- Always be somewhere else when someone else opens a door.
- Never say you enter a room, always take good look first.
- The guy in front says which way to go, otherwise you might be become the on 'in front'.
- Protect the healer.
- Be nice to the healer.
- Never disturb the rest of the dead when you're in a module converted from a different RPG system.
- Plunder any grave but avoid coffins and sarcophagi.
- There's always someone more powerful than you are.
- 'Funny' doors are best opened by mage hands, unseen servants and summoned minions.
- When the DM sets up walls on the battlemat and asks for a marching order but doesn't place any enemies, assume an ambush.
- Always draw your weapon before entering the dungeon.
- That wizard covering your back will be the first to run away.
~Marimmar
- The left way is always the right way.
- Always let someone else open the doors.
- If it rends, RUUUUUUUN!
- Always be somewhere else when someone else opens a door.
- Never say you enter a room, always take good look first.
- The guy in front says which way to go, otherwise you might be become the on 'in front'.
- Protect the healer.
- Be nice to the healer.
- Never disturb the rest of the dead when you're in a module converted from a different RPG system.
- Plunder any grave but avoid coffins and sarcophagi.
- There's always someone more powerful than you are.
- 'Funny' doors are best opened by mage hands, unseen servants and summoned minions.
- When the DM sets up walls on the battlemat and asks for a marching order but doesn't place any enemies, assume an ambush.
- Always draw your weapon before entering the dungeon.
- That wizard covering your back will be the first to run away.
~Marimmar
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Sialia
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"If you've already gone to the trouble to get behind it, may as well backstab while you're there."
"The market value for a party member's underthings is never equal to what stealing them is going to cost you."
"DO NOT GIVE THE GODS IDEAS."
"The universe is kind to the persistent."
"If you think you're not going to get away with something, you won't."
"Keep your pockets full. Nothing is so useless that it can't come in handy for something, and the universe tends to forget about your inventory of worthless things."
"Do not waste yourself on small scams and petty thievery. Scam big, steal everything. The punishment isn't all that much worse for getting caught, and if you steal something important enough, no one can touch you."
"The market value for a party member's underthings is never equal to what stealing them is going to cost you."
"DO NOT GIVE THE GODS IDEAS."
"The universe is kind to the persistent."
"If you think you're not going to get away with something, you won't."
"Keep your pockets full. Nothing is so useless that it can't come in handy for something, and the universe tends to forget about your inventory of worthless things."
"Do not waste yourself on small scams and petty thievery. Scam big, steal everything. The punishment isn't all that much worse for getting caught, and if you steal something important enough, no one can touch you."
the Jester
Legend
Don't take your gnomes trolling for monsters.
