Ron Weasley DIES in new Harry Potter book!!!!

[Triumph]

Just kidding. Haven't even picked it up, let alone read it. Carry on.

 

[Skade]

Never read one of the books, but that sir, was just mean.

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

You almost had me SCREAMING at you. I have to wait for my fiance to finish her copy before I get to read it (not that it will take her long). You better be kidding...

 

[Dinkeldog]

Welcome to the non-RPG books forum. Enjoy your stay while I decide if I'm going to merge your thread into the existing non-spoiler thread.

 

[Triumph]

I think its funnier if you leave it as its own thread. But I'm evil that way...

Not that any actual harm is being done since I honestly have no idea what happens to Potter's carrot topped friend.

 

[Taloras]

Bah. You.....well, i wont say what i was thinking, as Eric's grandma might not approve. Im told someone does die in it....and this.....>_< darnit....i still havent read the books, but seen the movies.

 

[CrazyMage]

Don't worry folks! As someone who has read the book, rest easy that Ron does not die!

Surprisingly, though, Hermione, Ginny, Dumbledore, Snape, Filch, Fred and George, Hagrid and Harry too all die. Quite a bloodbath; rather surprising, really.

 

[Marshall]

Don't worry folks! As someone who has read the book, rest easy that Ron does not die!

Surprisingly, though, Hermione, Ginny, Dumbledore, Snape, Filch, Fred and George, Hagrid and Harry too all die. Quite a bloodbath; rather surprising, really.

You left out the one guy that actually does die.....

 

[Wayside]

Just kidding. Haven't even picked it up, let alone read it. Carry on.

I don't suppose you were watching Kilborn when he pulled this gag? I was so happy, and then it was a joke, and I was so sad .

 

[Triumph]

Re: Re: Ron Weasley DIES in new Harry Potter book!!!!

I don't suppose you were watching Kilborn when he pulled this gag?

No. I think Kilborn is an ass, so I don't watch him (hmm what does that say about me, great asses think alike? )

Anyway, was his joke identical?