[RPG] CHEIROMANCER! I'm calling you out!

[Morrus]

Rufus the Black has healed from your cowardly hospital bed massacre, and is itching for revenge!

He's waiting for you on the mountain ledge. Come and fight, if you dare!

I see you've had a bit of practice since we last met... you've gone up a level, and Rufus hasn't. But never fear, Rufus will still vanquish you.

I'm waiting....

 

[Cheiromancer]

Alas, the good friars at the Temple are not fond of their acolytes brawling. And anyways, weren't you the one who said it was cowardly to challenge someone still on their sickbed?

When I have healed up and have matching equipment I will be happy to once again thrash you as you so richly deserve.

P.S.

How did you heal so fast? I had no idea brigandage and banditry paid so well!

 

[Cheiromancer]

But I really shouldn't talk trash while refusing to fight you. What will appease your diminished honor? Let me see....










....still thinking...











I've got it! Since I am unable to fight right now, I shall instead sing you the tea-pot song:


(clears throat)


I'm a little TEA-pot, short and STOUT
Here is my HANdle, here is my SPOUT
When I get all TURNED on then I SHOUT....

Sock it to me baby and let it all hang out!


(bows)

Thank-you, thank-you.

 

[diaglo]

tip him over and pour him out.

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

Why doesn't anyone want to fight me?!

*in a Dr. Zoidberg voice* What? Do I smell or something? Ooh.

AR

 

[diaglo]

Why doesn't anyone want to fight me?!

*in a Dr. Zoidberg voice* What? Do I smell or something? Ooh.

AR

come on then...

i'm your Huckleberry

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

You're on, Old Man (tm)

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

Hey, why don't I have access to my potions while I'm fighting diaglo?

 

[diaglo]

Hey, why don't I have access to my potions while I'm fighting diaglo?

maybe cuz you're blind?

 

[diaglo]

found out what silence does...