Ruining childhoods one film at a time (try to guess which classic will get a remake)

[Kramodlog]

Up next, a remake of Big Trouble in Little China, with the Rock as Jack Burton. http://io9.com/big-trouble-in-little-china-is-finally-getting-the-rema-1708431086

Nothing is safe. Will Zardoz be next?

Edit: Oops, didn't see the other thread.