S.M.A.C.K. OOC/Clutter Thread

[Jeremy]

HELL no. You made your over complex deathdrap of mayhem iron throne bed. YOU sleep in it.

 

[Jeph]

Yep. Mok-Tar 1500 EXP, all other PCs 1000.

Hmm, need something for cohorts . . . how bout, 400 a match for them, or 600 when their master does Something Really Cool? That would make all those fellow circle-magic-ers at +400 exp.

 

[Jeremy]

In Tourach's defense, a quote from the text of dimension door.

Originally printed in the System Reference Document:
The character instantly transfers from the character's current location to any other spot within range. The character always arrives at exactly the spot desired—whether by simply visualizing the area or by stating direction, such as "900 feet straight downward," or "upward to the northwest, 45-degree angle, 1,200 feet." After using this spell, the character can’t take any other actions until the character's next turn.

Last sentence being the important bit.

 

[Jeremy]

*takes the kick me sign off his back*

Hey look! It says surprise round. That means that was the only action it took that round. Nobody mind me. I'm with stupid.

Invisible, Hasted, pseudonatural paragon bunnies.. This is bad. On top of their AC and SR, they've got class levels as well.

 

[Janos Audron]

Jeremy, wtf was the Dim Door stuff about?

well, nvm explaining that.

 

[Jeremy]

????

Yes it's bad, but I take it we're going to lose some rounds and win some rounds of this arena. And you're not down and out yet.

And you've got XP to burn to save even if you were.

Calm down, relax, and think of it as a game where you respawn with a loss in one of your columns.

 

[The Forsaken One]

*Bunny Bastard DM* would better suit this

Kill Tourach KILL HIM!!! No mercy!



No rest for the wicked!

 

[Janos Audron]

There are things you just don't do, and one of them is screwing your players on wording. NOT DONE.

 

[Janos Audron]

Jeph, answer the following questions:

1) How did it see me? (the only correct answer is "180+ ft. Blindsight")

2) Why did I not see it? (the corrects answers are "180+ ft. Blindsight" / "screwed on wording")

3) How could it do something after DDoor, when my init is higher? (the only correct answer is "I cheated")

 

[The Forsaken One]

It's a abomination paragorn pseudonatural demigod bunny with divine initiative. (and the bunny had highest init according to the list).

Die evil necromancer die!

And you of all as munchkin should know the importants of correct formulation and complete wording and description

Die evil Necromancer die die die!!