Scarred Lands: None Dare Call Them Heroes (updated 12/07/03)

[KidCthulhu]

It suddenly dawned on them. These people weren't blessed as some sort fo half-breeds. They'd ... cut themselves, hundreds and hundreds of times, to LOOK like dragon-kin. They'd crammed fake horns into their skulls. Split their own tongues.

"Our mysterious dragon-cult are a bunch of deluded self-mutilating idiots." Taggart rocked back on his heels. "That is so disappointing."

Been going to Vampire: The Posing LARPs lately, or just one too many Star Trek conventions?

Love, love, love Meepo. Poor little guy. He only wanted to be loved.

 

[Henry]

Kirby watched as the kobold cult leader raised his claw to the sky and shook an angry fist.

"MEEPO JUST WANTED TO MAKE NICE!"

Oh, for the love of Krtulmak.

Don't tell me it's THAT adventure?!

Ah, heck. I'm hooked. Bring it on, Hollywood Muse!

 

[coyote6]

Don't tell me it's THAT adventure?!

What, Oakhurst and the apple didn't give it away?

Edit: BTW, this looks like the start of an amazing adaptation.

 

[KidCthulhu]

Someone want to whisper in my ear what adventure this is? Always looking for a good one.

Thank goodness none of my players read this thread. I have one who currently wants to be a Dragon Disciple PrC, and I'm definitely stealing the dragon fan boys. Yoink! I'll give you screen credit, JonRog. (Screen credit being me holding up a piece of paper during the game.)

 

[Hatchling Dragon]

Someone want to whisper in my ear what adventure this is? Always looking for a good one.

You've got to be kidding, right? Oh, wait, that's right, you have one of those DM's, the ones that most of us only hear about from time to time. The rest of you know what I mean, creative types, usualy working on the pre-req's for becoming Rat-Bastard PrC-DM's

It's the first of the Adventure Path modules from WotC: The Sunless Citadel, but it's already been heavily modified. I'm going to go out on a limb here 'n say it's only just the beginning of the changes. jonrog's pretty handy at that whole RBDM thing too I've noticed, should make for an interesting read.

Hatchling Dragon

 

[Harp]

Kirby sidled up to the figure. He was ... quite small. Despite the gifts from the cult, he wept into his tiny hands. Errr ... paws. Little scaly claws, really.

The cult leader glared up. His nictating eyelid rolled over gooey tears. "Who are you?"

Revel in the imagery!

It took me a while, but I eventually caught onto the Sunless Citadel connection. But it's all good to me. I've every confidence that jonrog1's adaptation of Orc and Pie would be as just as much fun to read. Bring it on.

 

[KidCthulhu]

Thanks, guys. Actually, it's not so much that PC is a rat bastard, it's that he forbids me to read game source materials. Or anything. He thinks readin' makes a woman uppity.

No, seriously. I just don't read much game material. There are only so many hours in the day for reading, and so much better stuff to read.

Sorry for suborning your thread, JonRog. I now return you to your regularly scheduled goodness.

 

[Iron Chef BBQ]

Thank goodness none of my players read this thread. I have one who currently wants to be a Dragon Disciple PrC,

How do you know what threads your players read?

Sorry, Kid, thought I should let you know. I only found this thread today, and oddly, because I saw you had posted to it.

Chef.

 

[KidCthulhu]

Dang. Well, read away, but don't expect my campaign to get this cool.

 

[Pants]

"They're armed with sticks," Indigo said. "Some of them aren't even pointy sticks. I could defeat this entire camp with a bag of rocks and a harsh word."

Awesome